body functions

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I used to believe…

When I was a kid, I believed that my turds were alive, and mostly didn't die until after they came out of my ass. But occasionally one would die while still inside, and that would make a fart, a fart being the ghost of a turd that had died. Now that I'm older that theory would have to mean that most all of my turds now die while still inside my butt!

I used to believe…

When I was little, I believed eating spinich would make me strong like popeye, so I used to force it down my neck. One day I was walking along the beach when I saw a 'rock', i picked it up and to my surprise I broke it on two, I told all my family who were ahead. I was so pleased with myself until I was told it was a hard horse poo!

I was a tomboy, and when I was 4 or 5 I used to think that if I exercised enough and became strong, I would become a boy. Luckily I lost my desire to change sex before I could be disappointed by the lack of results...

I used to believe…

when I was about three or four I believed when you got sick there were little men inside you fighting.

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When I was young I used to believe that when a person sneezed their soul left thier body and in that instance could become possessed by a demon. This I thought could only be prevented if someone said "bless you" immediately after the sneeze. I would become very worried if I sneezed while alone. I would say, "bless you, me; bless you me" over and over.

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I was told that whenever people sneeze they miss a heart beat and if you miss a number of beats you will die. I freaked out and from then on started to hold sneezes by pulling a really ugly face. I still do that sometimes.

— sneeze holderbody functions : general

I used to believe…

When I was five I beleived I controled the wind because it was almost always windy when I went out on the swings.

I used to believe that this certain energy drink could make me run faster and even though it looked like it worked(to me and everyone else)I was just running really fast.

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I used to believe…

My father always told me that if I wore socks to bed I would grow hair inbetween my toes.

I used to believe…

when I was 9, the girls' toilet in school broke down and we had to use the boys. I saw a boy peeing in the urinal and was desperte to go. I was shorter than him, so I stood at the kiddies' urinal. I took my jumper off, and pulled the bottom of my polo shirt out of my shorts. I then unzipped, took aim, and.... squirt! I took a leak. At first, I laughed. I had relief! I wondered why girls like me didn't have urinals. Then I saw the stain in my shorts. Oh dear...

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I used to believe there were mice in my stomach that ate what I ate. I hate that story !!! I used to believe that till I was 9 years old.

— laetitia the mouse, a French student in eighth gradebody functions : eating

I used to believe…

a few years ago, because im only 12 i used to belive that when i ate heaps and my stomach got big, i used to burst into tears and think that I was pregnant

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i used to believe that every time i farted i was being jet propelled.

I used to think that if i didnt cough or sneeze when i needed to, it would backfire and explode inside my body, which would kill me. i made sure i coughed and sneezed when needed for the longest time, until i was 14 and realized it isnt possible.

i used to imagine a heart attack occuring when somebody's heart somehow "pops out" of their chest, and they would start attacking the victim. i honestly believed this until 8th grade, when we learned about functions of the heart.

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My mom told me people say "Bless you" after you sneeze because your heart stops for a second. I thought that if nobody would ever say anything after I sneezed, I would die, so I would say it if nobody else would.

I pretty much still beleive because there is a full moon something bad will happen such as death and also i feel like when i go to the hospital that whatever other people have wrong, i will have wrong.