body functions

I use to believe, when i was 5, that if you laugh too much you had to drink orange juice or you would die (because my sister told me). Then one night my sister and I were laughing a lot because we kept on saying 'poo'. Then I remember what she told me and i went to drink some orange juice but we didn't have any. I almost cried. So i called my mum to ask where the oranges and the juicer was. She told me, then i made orange juice to drink and drank it. My sister just laughed at me.

I used to think that boys peed out of their belly buttons, so of course why couldn't I? I tried for a long time but it never worked.hmm.. wonder why ;)

I used to believe…

My older brother once explained to me how he thought digestion works. He said that there are little men in our stomachs and when we eat, the men pack up the food in boxes. They stack the boxes really high, and then when the stack reaches our mouths, we burp, and the stack disappears. So the men would start another stack of boxes.

Not only that, but my brother would wiggle his fingers on his tummy, sort of in a tickling motion, to make the men work faster.

He could believe whatever he wanted, but he couldn't convince me!

I used to believe…

when i was around 5-7 years old, i used to believe that if i eat too much my stomach would explode.

I used to believe…

When I was about 3, I used to have a Dallas Cowboys sweatsuit that I'd wear all the time. In fact, my parents had to wash that thing while I was in the bathtub. I would cry if anyone called me anyhing but Dallas, and I believed that my sweatsuit would protect me from wolves.

I used to believe…

Up until I was around 10, whenever i found one of those dandelions that you blow all the seeds of and make a wish i would wish that i could fly. i truly thought that someday I would be able to!

i used to think that if i stared at my fingers long enough, i would have 'special powers' to actually see them grow. now i realize i'd hafta stare at them a VERY long time..

I used to believe…

When I was a little kid I thought celebrities never had to go to the bathroom. Maybe it was just because they never had toilets or mentioned bodily functions on TV.

I used to beleive there was a portal to another universe hidden behind my neighbours couch, and only I could use it. I never had the chance to use it because we moved house.

I thought one couldn't (shouldn't?) pull one's blanket up past one's belly-button. So, I was cold from my belly up, until my mom told me otherwise.

I used to believe…

My younger brother thought for the longest time canker sores were called "Sweet Bites" ...because when he ate something sweet it would sting.

I used to believe…

when i was a little kid i used to think my parents had special powers to "change channels" in their brains so they could here what my siblings and i were thinking, so i always tried to think good things

I used to believe…

A girl I knew in the fifth grade told me something that I believed for a long time. Think about it. Once being told this, one would have few occaasions to hear it refuted. What she told me was that girls have only one kind of feeling telling them when they need to "go to the bathroom". So therefore, she told me, girls never know in advance whether they have to do "number one" or "number two", or both. They have to look in the potty to see what came out, in order to know what they did, so the story went.

I used to believe a man lived in my stomach with a blender. and he would put all the food I ate into the blender. if i threw up it was because he spilt the blender. i would get really mad at him sometimes.

I USED TO BELIVE IN FARIES!AND MY CUZ AND I THOUGHT WE WERE WITCHES, AND PRETENDED WE HAD POWEERS

I used to believe…

my brother told me when I was little, that sleeping on the side would make all your body's organs drop to that side and you would be all heavy on one side first then probably die.
for quite some time I forced myself to sleep on my back, and shreeked out of bed, when I woke on the side.. untill i found my mother asleep one morning on her side and woke her up in panic to save her live! my brother did get a little telling of. today, i still cannot fall asleep lying on the back.