body functions

I used to believe…

Once when I was little' I had my first dream. I ran into my mom's room shouting " Mommy, Mommy! When I closed my eyes I saw a story!" My mom didn't tell me about what this was until I was about 6.

I used to believe…

For some reason I used to believe that if you HAD to swing your arms when you walk because if you didn't you would automatically stop...I spent a lot of time making sure my arms we're swinging, I was a warped little kid.

i use to believe that if you fart it is a sign that you need to go poop!!

I used to believe…

When I was little, I believed that there were elves living in my stomach that would make piles of all the food I had ever eaten. There were piles of cookies, roast beef, peas, carrots, etc...

I used to believe…

when i was younger my mam used to say drink milk it keeps your bones white.so i imagend when i drank milk it would go down a seperate tube into this big bucket in my stomach.and litle men woul climb up along my bones and fill there litle bucket with milk and go down to the bones and srub them white.when i was bored i used to talk to the litle men i thought were in my stomach and say things like please litle men scrub my bones as white as you can!

i believed that till i was about 12!

I used to believe…

When I was 13, I loved Dragonball Z. So I thought if I thought hard enough I could fly and make KameHameHa's. One day I was showing off to my friend, thinking I could make a KameHameHa like Goku did. I strained my muscles really hard and put my hands close to gether and yelled "Kame-Hame-HA!!!" but because I was trying so hard I ending up farting instead...

I used to believe…

when i went to the theatre, i sometimes tried to not go to the toilet for the whole performance (breaks including) because i was worried that they will make a stage announcement saying "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE SHOW! YOU HAVE THIRTY SECONDS TO GET READY!" Obviously, that's an exaggeration. The sad thing is, I still try to not go to the toilet even when i am really desperate!

I used to believe…

When I was very small, about 4 or 5 years old, I believed that there was a cork inside your wee hole that kept the wee from coming out until you were full. I used to check the toilet looking for the little bitty cork.

I used to believe…

After Hearing About Someone Dying In Their Sleep When I Was 5, I Began To Believe That If I Went To Sleep, I Might Forget How To Wake Up And Die While I Was Asleep.

I used to be like obsessed with those animorph books, and so i would try to 'absorb' my cat and i would sit there for hours with my eyes closed trying to change into one, and i would look down at my hand after i thougt i had 'morphed' and then cry when i saw it was a regular human hand. I did that till i was 12, and never once did i become a cat. :(

I was once told that if i swallowed the pips from the grapes, then a grape tree would start growing inside me. So i imagined a fully grown tree coming out of my mouth ! I tried not to swallow any pips after that.

I used to believe…

when i was little and i was in the tub .. i would sudenly see this brown thing (i had no clue wut it was) so i would start siging "little brown sharkie, swimming in the tub, swimming in the tub" even sometime si would play with it (i thought it was a shark)my mom would laugh and never tell me what it was .. i was grossed out when i reallly found out it was

I watched this show with some superhero or something and he flew and so I figured if I tied a garbage bag around me on a windy day and I jumped off the deck (we had a two story house by the way) that i could fly and I did thank goodness the trampoline was under me i only ended up with a sprained wrist.

I used to believe…

When i was younger i used to believe that at night i had amazing super-human powers...ie. i could fly! at night i would creep downstairs to my biggest room and fly from one end to the other in the flash of an eye, with perfect ease! and then unfortunately... i woke up the next morning!! :(

I used to believe that ladies peed out of their rear. This was because they always sat down to pee, and had a hole in font. I thought penises were inverted, hence, butt-peeing.

I believe that until i was 15.

I used to believe…

when i was little, i thought that my throat was a bucket and that everytime i swallowed, the bucket would come up, fill with water, and the dump into a tube that went into my stomach...

i was a special child...