body functions

i used to think that if you didn't go poo you would get fat, and that was why every time i saw an "obese" person i would yell "daddy!! they don't go poo enough!!! WHY?" i was dumb but i was cute....

i once beleived that if i did not eat any food, god would punish me

i used to believe that if i went to the bathroom when i was with my friends playing, thta they would all do something super fun and special just because i was gone, so i wouldnt go to the bathroom until i absolutly had to, which sometimes resulted in me wetting myself!!

I used to believe i was psychic because my dreams always came true. and later on when i told someone about it, it stopped. so i kept it a secret again and it came back. But the reason that happened was probably cause i told my sister my dreams every morning and she would lie to me that a part of my dream came true. and i only figured this out when i was 13

I used to believe…

you know how if you lay a certain way on one side, you can hear your heart kind of beating. i used to think there were caterpillars in my ear and each beat was one step of one of the many caterpillar feet!

i use to believe that if i wrote all over my hands, i would get aids.

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When I was a litt le kid (not sure of the age.) I thought that there were little people in my stomach. I had it all made out. When I ate something, it went down my tubes and fell in front of a lion (which explains the growling of when i was hungry) and then he would poop it out. Then these little people would run and put it in a jar and stack it on a shelf. when the shelf got too full they would put it out.. Hints poop. If a jar was old and forgotten about, it would turn into a gassy substance and they would open the jar and run!.. Thus creating a fart. Im not sure about pee or how that worked but yea.

I was quite upset when I learned the truth!

I used to believe…

Well when i was about 7 or 8, i thought i could switch from being a girl to a boy and back just by going in the freezer for ten seconds and then coming out! My sister was 5 at the time and she believed every word i ever said about this situation. i actually thought i had the coolest super power ever! but one night when the subject was brought up at dinner my my sister, my mother gave me a huge speech about how i was a girl and that was it. I refused to listen so she asked me to go in the freezer and see if i came out a boy....needless to say...i didnt.

I had a friend tell me once that before we got old we would all have at least one fatal accident! I didn't understand what he meant at the time but as it sounded so dramatic I told my sisters as I thought it must be true!! Only a few years later did we all laugh at how impossible this was!

I used to believe…

When I was in the third grade, the most popular girl in the class, who was also the teacher's pet, rarely spoke to me. On the exceptional occasions when she did, I must have considered it a supreme honor and clung tightly to every word. One time she told me that girls poop out of a hole in their sides rather than out their behinds. I naturally believed that for a long time. I think I felt gratified to learn that such an icon as she apparently had to poop at all. Since I never saw inside a girls' bathroom, I never figured out how their toilets would be designed to accomidate that manner of pooping.

I used to believe…

When I was little, my cousin told me that if you got a cut or something and you were bleeding, if you sucked the blood it would recycle into your body.

I used to believe…

When I was potty training, I used to be scared to make number 2. Well, once I got tired, and got up, and walked around the bathroom, and a..thing(you know what it is) fell on the floor. I was terrified! I got as far away as I could, hid in a corner, and started screaming like my life depended on it, as if the thing was gonna kill me. I think that was the first time I saw poop. Sorry for such a disgusting, yet true, story.

i used 2 believe that when u pooed it came out of your nose,so i'd alwayz lyke put me nose dwn da toilet!

I used to believe…

When i was small i believed that we are all empty inside and that the food we eat first goes in the feet, then the legs and then slowly fills us up until to the top of our head!

I used to hear, on TV soaps and stuff, all this fuss being made about people 'sleeping together', and I never understood why a woman or ma would get reall angry and upset and make such a big deal when their partner 'slept with' someone else, as I would tell everyone else ' What's the big deal? I sleep with my brother, my sister, and my friends all the time!'

I use to believe I had holes in my bum cheeks for my farts to come out