body functions

I used to believe…

When i was little i thought that when u pooped there was little people inside that would cut the poop and it would fall into the toilet. And one day my poop got stuck in my bottom so i thought they were on a break so my mom had to pull it out instead. I still believe that and im 11.

I used to believe…

Everytime my dad farted he used to blame it on those damn ducks. My naive brothers and I believed my dad and everytime we heard him fart, we tried to find the ducks before they got away.

I used to believe…

When I was, oh, 9 or 10, I first noticed that yawns were contagious. My logical mind figured out why: Yawns are invisible things, almost like spirits, that float around the world, and when they get the notion, they pry their way into someone's mouth. Then, they would find the next person they could, and pry into their mouth, and so on and so fourth. It took me until I was twelve for me to abandon that concept.

I used to believe…

When I was about 7 I thought that boys could not wee if they sat down and that is why they stood up!

I used to believe…

When I was quite young I was afraid to go to the doctor. This was because I didn't realise that when you get a shot, they take the needle out after. I thought they left the needle inside your arm forever. I would could imagine looking at an x-ray and seeing hundreds of needles stuck inside your arms. It's not completely my fault though, nodody ever told me... I guess they figured it was too obvious.

i used to believe that if you were sick in school the school would shut down and would be dis-infected by the special people so when i was sick i wondered why noone was cheering they were just saying errr so i asked my mum when i was taken home and she really dis-appointed me saying that you didnt close the school and go home....but i still enjoyed going home but not the sick part

I used to believe…

When I was younger, I used to believe I was invisible. Every time I would turn "invisible" I would tell everyone around me they couldn't see me. Never dawned on me WHY they couldn't see me

I acutally used to think I could fly. I would jump to one kitchen chair to the next and shout for my mom to come and watch me. but once I finally fell off one of the chairs, I realized this was not true.

I used to believe…

When i was a toddler i sued to believe that if you ate soap you would blow bubbles for the rest of your life.

I used to believe…

When I was little was always told to eat bread with my meat or I would get the worms . It wasnt untell a few year ago that I figured out that was because meat was 80 cent a pound and bread was 25 cent a loaf. P.S. I never got the worms

I used to believe…

When I was little, I used to believe that there was a 'mixer' in your tummy. If you were sick, the 'mixer' was going round the wrong way!

I used to believe…

When I was little I walked into the bathroom after my grandpa took a dump without flushing the toilet. In the toilet was something that resembled a white turd (it must have been crumpled toilet paper but hey, I was young). From that time on I thought that old peoples poo was white in much the same way their hair was white.

I used to think that instead of Alzheimers the name of the disease was OLDTIMERS and thats why old people got it.

i used to think that when u farted bubbles came out your butt so I tried to look and see if it was true! My mum gave me funny looks!

I used to believe…

I was told that God watches us all the time. So everytime I went to the bathroom, I folded my hands and said: �Dear God, I need to pee/poo. Could you please look away?�
And when I was done, I did the same, this time saying: �Dear God, I'm done. You can look again.�

A child's thoughts are filled with innocence, not stupidity, although some people seem to think this.

I used to believe that whenever u let one out there would be a line of green smoke behind u wherever u went, So I would always turn around and kinda woosh it away lol...