body functions

I used to believe…

My dad always saya "did you here that frog?" when he farted lol

I used to think that women urinated out of their buttholes

I used to believe…

When I was a kid, I used to think that I was the only one able to hear the high-pitched electronic buzz that televisions and other machines make. I thought I had a superpower. I was so disappointed when I found out other people can hear that sound, too.

I used to believe…

When I was little I believed that everyone saw different colors. Like, if I saw blue my friend saw purple [but she called it blue]...

Ex. The sky is blue.
But my blue might not look like someone elses blue. Maybe my blue is purple in their eyes. [It gets confusing when you think about it...]

I used to believe that when I was younger I was able to fly down the stairs and right into the kitchen. I never understood why I lost that power when growing up.

i used to think that if i wiped after i pooped, my butt would fall off! i didn't wipe at all between the ages of 4 and 6!

i really believed that if i got really angry i would levitate off the ground, i remember at one stage i had one of those realistic dreams where such an incident happened, and so i kept believing. i wondered also why it was only a small distance off the ground, why could i not fly all the way to the mooni was never angry enough again to experiment.

i've always been quite an intelligent kid and my parents educated me well so i've no idea why even tho i knew about internal organs and stuff i still believed that there was a production line of mice who processed ur food from when u swallowed it sticking it all together and painting it brown until u eventually pooed it out!!! i guess i just decided the real explanation was too boring!!!

I had a friend a few years back (she has since moved away) who told me she wanted to become a vegetrian. She told me that eating meat is what causes you to poop, so that vegetarians don't poop. She said she was looking forward to someday becoming a vegetarian so she wouldn't poop. I decided I wanted to do the same. I tried to quit eating meat but my mother got concerned and persisted in asking me why I was not eating my meat unless she pushed me to. Finally I told her I was trying to become a vegetarian so I would quit pooping. She laughed real loud like it was hilarious and called me a foolish little girl. She told me that there was nothing to what my friend said. Since then, I guess I'm sort of getting used to pooping as an okay thing to do.

I used to believe…

when i was little,i used to believe i could fly, so I jumped off a bunkbed and hit the ceiling fan while it was on high. i had a big bruise

I used to believe…

When I was little,I used to belive I was Buz Liteyear and I would jump off of my bunkbed. One day I jumped off my bunkbed and broke a light fixture attated to it. Boy did my parents get mad.

I used to believe that farts were actually triangular brown things that floated out of your arsehole - despite the fact that no one, myself included, could see them, I was still convinced of that fact until I was about 4.

I used to believe that if anyone got pricked by a pin/needle, the metal would go straight through their blood to their heart, and they'd die immediately.

I used to believe…

Once, after a very bad flight, I felt sick in my stomach, and I told my mom. She replied that it was probably because the flight was turbulent. After that, I always called throwing up turbulence.

I used to believe…

My brother used to believe that he had a man in his butt named Harold. When nature called, Harold would spring to action, and re-do his "living room" by pushing out the old furniture. My brother is now in his late 20's and this still makes for interesting conversation....or so the family thinks...

i used to believe that you pooped and peeed out of the same whole. so i used to think when you had a hard poop to get out, you should start peeing and the pee would escape through the edges of the poo which would create a grease. then it would be easier to poo.