body functions

I had visited a neighbour's house and noticed she had a huge scary scab on her lip. I asked her daughter what it was and she told me it was a coleslaw. When my granny put some coleslaw in a salad one day I had a big screamy fit and refused to go near it. I avoided coleslaw for years.

I used to think that in side your tummy there were little sectioned off spots where all of the food would go. I thought there was a section for greens, meat, liquids, and it all was pushed to the butt to make you pee or shit.

I used to think that when people were born, they immediatley fell sound asleep upon arriving in their home, and that the life you're living now is really a dream that you're REAL self--the baby--is having. For instance, if your eight years old, you're really a baby that's been asleep for eight hours having a very elaborate dream. When you died, your baby self woke up and continuted on with life, meaning you actually lived twice. I knew for sure I was just asleep, because when you woke up, you remembered your whole life as a dream. I had yet to wake up and remember my life as a dream.

I used to believe that Rheumatic fever was romantic fever and you got it if you fell in love. Even though I had rheumatic fever as a child, probably because I loved David Cassidy, I didn't realize the truth until I was in nursing school.

I used to believe that boys had cooties

I used to believe…

When I was little I thought there were little seats in my stomach like at the airport and I wasn't full untill all the food sat down

I also thought if I ate seeds a tree would grow in my stomach.

I used to believe…

When i was about 4 i though that when i had chicken pox inside my mom that i had scratched my back on her ribs to stop the iching. man i was stupid

I used to believe…

When I have a bad dream about bugs, I wake up and think that the bugs are crawling around in my bed. Then I can not fall asleep, and I crumble into a ball to keep from the bugs.

I used to believe…

My cousin used to tell me that if you drank the fizz from a soda that it would make you fart for a whole day, and I believed her!

I used to believe that when ou were in a dream, you were in a far off land that you could not get out of unless someone woke you up, This bacame a problem cause whaen you think that it happens and i can't get out of my own nightmares

I used to believe that when you ate, your food just sort of stacked up in your stomach like a giant sandwich, and once that stack reached your throat you would become a grown-up.

i thought that sewing pins would give me a disease if i pricked my finger on one (i think my mom told me just to be careful). today i am really careful with pins and if i do poke myself i have this instant instinct that its bad!

I used to believe…

When I was little(Around 7).I thought that if you took medcine,and you were not sick.It would make you sick with what it cured.I would try this to get out of school.It never worked.

I used to believe I could fly because one time I jumped off a swing and went four feet high for 10 seconds and another time I fell down the stairs but I didn't fall down until I landed on my feet on the floor(not the stairs) the flying theory was disproved when I knew that the wind blew me up when I jumped off the swing and being religious, I think my guardian angel lifted me off the ground and carried me to the ground. but i'm not jewish

I thing I had a really high fever. But, when I was a kid, I for some reason thought that Michael Jackson had the ability to start and stop time by touching his thumb to his forefinger. It was weird. Too much Small Wonder, I think.

I used to believe…

When I first heard of the bubonic plague, my mom told me it was the black plague, for about a year i thought she said "black play" and it was a playground with swings, slides, etc. that were painted black, and if you went on them, you died