body functions

I used to believe…

My sister used to think that if she put goldy locks and the three bears book on her head while she was sleeing should would dream about them! When my mom told me that I almost died laughing and teased her the rest of the day.

I used to believe…

When I was very little, I used to beleive that if you held your poop in long enough, that it would turn to pee. So for a very long time I was saying "Ahhhhh, It turned into pee". No one in my family ever knew what I was talking about.

I used to believe (through some skanty mis-reading of Judy Blume books too young) that menstruation was masturbation, and that masturbation was menstruation. So then, at the proper age, I asked my mother what masturbation meant, and she said, "Honey, you should never be ashamed."

Took me years to make sense of that. And by then I was pregnant!

I used to believe that I could run faster than the cars on the highway. I'd always ask my parents to let me out of the car so I could run to grandma's house to get there quicker.

i used to believe i was a boy and weed standing up but then my mom said that i was meant to sit down this is the 2nd person i have ever told in my 29 years i have lived!!!

I used to believe…

My dad would say "The snake's are barking" when he farted.

I used to believe…

When I was a little girl and I didn't want to eat anymore of my food, my mom would always tell me to go over there so she could push on my tummy. She would push on and and tell me if I was full or not, and if I wasn't I had to eat more until my tummy was full. I remember thinking "how does she do that?" Mom's a tricky

I used to believe…

When I was a kid, I thought my mother's pinky (finger) had special powers, because every time I had done something I wasn't supposed to, my mother said she knew about it. And when I asked her how, she told me it was her pinky who'd told her.

I used to believe…

when I was little I beleved that their were therr tubes in the back of youre through, one for air, one for food, & one for drinks. when my dad told me that their was only one for food & drink I was disgusted to find out that my veggies & kool aid got all mixed up.

I used to believe…

When I was young, my brother and I used to believe that dranking a whole glass of water really fast without stopping to take a breath would give us super strength. We actually tested it. We tried to lift up one end of our very heavy living room couch but couldn't do it. Then we did our water trick and lo-and-behold-we lifted the end of the couch! The power of the mind!

I used to think that a boy kept his pee in his balls and penis. If he did not go when his balls were full,it would overflow into his penis and make it get real big. I thought that from seeing my brother wake up in the morning with a swollen penis and after he came back from the toilet it was small again.

I used to have a friend that was kinda weird. I thought that she could read my mind so whenever she was at my ouse id think inside my head " wow shes so cool " so she wouldnt no that i thought she was weird

I used to believe…

When i was little i used to think that when you slept you could accidentaly swallow your tongue...so every night i would pinch my tongue between my teeth until i just fell asleep.

I used to believe…

The first times my mom made me use a toilet to do #2 i would cry because i thought if you poo'd you would empty out.

I used to believe…

When i was little and i would get hurt i would go up to my mom and tell her that i broke my arm. She would say "hunny can you move". Well yeah mom. I found out later that it would just hurt really bad when you fell down.

i used to belive that you got chicken pocks from sleeping on the floor because i slept onthe floor one night and woke up with the chicken pocks.