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I used to believe that I could fly like Superman if I had the right cape and got a good running start.
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my dad didnt know the women farted becuz he never heard it....then when he got married at age 23 my mom farted and he finally got s clue...
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I'm black, so as a child I used to assume that white people pooped peach the way I pooped brown.
i used to believe that my brain was a little person who controlled my thoughts and my every move and slept when i did and while i was at school the person ran on a tredmill so i would know everything
I thought that there was a really tiny who lived in my brain named Peg who decides what I'm going to dream. That Peg was awsome.
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When I was in elementary school I heard a story on the news about how they thought cancer was connected to "genes". I thought they meant "jeans" so I refused to wear them.
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Once I was watching T.V. with my aunt, uncle and brother. a comercial came on about getting help with erectile difficulties. My brother (who had no idea what the heck he was talking about) said "i think i have that" my uncle laughed and convinced him that "reptile" difficulties were when a lizard was sick he believed him untill he was 11.
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My sister and I would sometimes sit back to back, butts toward the center of the toilet, believing that if we went together, we could fill the bowl to the top!
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When I was in nursery school (pre-k), we would often take class walks around the neighborhood (to the park, "big" schools, etc.) Whenever there was dog poop on the sidewalk, the teachers would yell "single file! single file!" so we would stop holding hands and could clear the dog poop. For at least 2 years after that, I thought "single file" meant dog poop, and I would shout it out, like the teachers, whenever I saw some.
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when i was like 7 or 8 or 9, i was looking behind this really high tennis fence outside. i realised that, just by looking at these trees behind the fence, i could make them move around. i was so excited, i thot i was like Alex Mack! i was actually movin' the top of my body left to right, and thats wut wuz making the trees "move".
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When i was younger (about 4 or 5) I used to believe farts were a bubble in the shape of a potato peeled by a knife due to the fact thats what it felt like when it came out. Felt like alot of angles. Man, was i stupid
I used to believe that when you slept, you didn't breathe. I would pretend to be asleep and hold my breath as long as I could. I used to wish so hard that I could hold my breath as long as I could when I was asleep.
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when i was really little and not potty trained my dad told me that the poo fairy would come if i went! so i did! i took the poo and put it in a bag and then i stuck it under my pillow...i forgot it was there and my mom found a nasty surprise when she cleaned my bed the next week!
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My kindergarten teacher was tellign us about germs and how bad they were. She said to avoid breathing with your mouth so you wouldn't get the germs. Well one day, I had a cold. My nose was all stuffed up and I couldn't breathe, but I still listened to the teacher's warning. Needless to say I looked like a complete idiot.
i used to believe that i always slept with my eyes open. I always used to tell my mom before i went to bed that i WASN'T going to close my eyes. I guess i thought i was special!! LOL!!! :o)
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my older cousin once told me that if i never farted again, all of the gas would build up inside me and i'd explode.
I used to believe that every itch in my body was the same itch and it just moved. I thought that if you ignored it long enough, it would move to someone else, and you would be rid of the itch forever. I used to torture myself for hours refusing to scratch my itches.
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I had always believed that if you farted, green gas would come out! and if you would breathe it in, your face would turn green! how dumb was i?
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My mom would fart and blame it on my cat Rose. I used to think Rose was the gassiest cat in the world. And I didn't realize that it wasn't my cat until I turned 15. It was when my mom was sitting by the cat and she farted and I looked over at my mom and go... "Mom, did you know that Rose only farts when she is around you?" she looked at me like I was the stupidest daughter ever!! lol I am a brunette who is blonde!!! lol
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when i was smaller i used to think that there were little men up your butt that pushed your poop out and
that when you tried to hold it in the little men pushed and pushed and when they got so tired out from pushing that they would stop and you wouldn't have to poo anymore!