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When he was younger, my brother used to believe that when you ate something it went down a tube into a machine in your body. The machine would mush it up into a log, add nuts or corn, dye it brown, and spray skunk spray on it. Then it would come out of the other end of the machine. You know the rest.
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This isn't about me but about my littlw brother. The neighborhood kids and I always liked to try new stuff. Well being from Louisiana we have quite a few hurricanes and one day our gang was sitting in my room and we decided to jump off the roof with umbrellas. We would actually hover down because the winds were so strong and now my little brother wants me to teach him to fly.
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When I was little I beleived that women peed out of their butts, and still did up until I was about 16.
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My brother and I used to believe that we could move objects with our minds, but only light objects.
One time we were at my dad's house (my parents divorced when I was 7 or 8) and we had a balloon, so we sat it on the bed and took turns "levitating" it. One of us would stand on the bed, with the balloon in the middle of us (no helium), put both our hands on the sides of our heads, and close our eyes really tight, while the other one would sit on the other side of the bed and watch it float. It moved because we had the fan on, but we still believed we had done it.
I used to believe that if you kept your eyes shut tight long enough, you would fall asleep before anyone else, and if you opened your eyes even a crack before you fell asleep, you'd have to start all over again...
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When I was trying to get to sleep years ago I would think that if I opened my eyes there would be pirates all around me ready to shot me.
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When I was trying to get to sleep when I was younger I used to think that if I yawned that 3 rats would come and pour rat poisin down my throat and I would die.
I used to be afraid of the blue toilet cleaner. When I peed in a toilet that had the stuff in it, i freaked out because the liquid in the toilet was green! I thought the toilet had put a curse on me!
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I used to think that to get the gas in the natural gas trucks, people farted into the back of the truck and closed the door really quick.
i believed that if i ate it would fill me up from my toes upwards and when i got full, my mum would have to tip me upside down and shake me!
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when I was little I used to beleve that if you farted in a can and put it in the frezer, you would have a frozen fart for hot summer days.
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My friend and I used to believe that we could gain special powers by pressing our bellybuttons and wishing.
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the other day we were in class and my teacher had a stupid moment and she said her brain lost wind. then she went on to explain that her mother had told her daughter that it was not nice for little girls to fart or say fart so she told her to say that she had lost wind. The next day her daughter can running into the kitchen screaming i lost wind i lost wind. so now it is an inside joke in the class we all say our brains lost wind when we have a stupid moment.
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You dont breath while your sleeping!
I was in my first grade classroom and this kid on my bus route vomited all over the floor. His vomit was brown...and so was his house. My vomit had always been beige...and so was my house. It was then that I concluded: everyone's vomit matched the color of their house. I believed this to be a fact up until the point I ate too many green cookies on St. Patrick's day. I puked green and the theory was officially debunked.
I used to believe that there was another world inside my stomach, and everything I ate or drank became part of that world. It didn't matter that I chewed it up- when it got swallowed, it transformed back into its own self and took a role in the little world. (I think the world inside my stomach was better than the real world.) Vegetables made up the plants... jellybabies and gingerbread man were the people. Some rivers were filled with water, but of course there were ones filled with cordial and soft drinks as well. Icecream was snow... etc.
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When I was quite young, I knew that boys had penises and that they would pee with them, but I couldn't understand where their pooh came from. This resulted in me asking one of my male friends how he managed to fit pooh out of his penis, it was so small. He explained 2 me that men dont always stand up to go to the toilet and they pooh the same as girls. Suddenly it all made sense...
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On perfume bottles the 'eau de toilette' label, I thought the europeans somehow made thier perfumes from some sort of urine.
I used to believe that u culdn't go to sleep unless you had sleep in ur eyes, and if I woke up and wanted to sleep I was too afraid of rubbing the sleep outta my eyes in case I couldn't get back to sleep
I had a dream that i was in my primary skool and these flying tin cans with legs and arms and faces where trying to get me. they were called german measles. For years after that i cudnt sleep with my back to the room coz i beleived that the german measles were goin to get me. I was always saying to my bro "look theres german measles behind you!" I really beleived they were real. But not anymore.thank god for that
