body functions

I used to believe…

my brother told me this....


that tampons were used to stop bloody noses...so one day i got a bloody nose and my mom came home and saw tampons strings hanging out of my nose ..the explain to me not to believe everything my brother tells me

I used to watch caroons so much when I was younger and afterwards for a while I thought I had thier superpowers!Well oen night after watchign superman I went on the table and proceeded to fly ( IREALLY THOUGHT IT WOULD WORK) and lets just say I cam to a hard conclusion and a broken arm.

Also in link with this I thought that my cast was given to me to use as a weapon since I was injured.( I had no idea it was cuz of my bone.Lets just say I looked alittle crazy thne lol

I used to believe…

Wen i waz 3-5 i used 2 belive dat my elbow was by mucules and that i had the biggest ones ever and i could beat up superman.

I used to believe…

WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I USED TO BELIEVE THAT MY BODY WAS HOLLOW AND WHEN I ATE MY FOOD WOULD FILL UP MY WHOLE BODY, IT DIDN'T HELP THAT WHEN I WOULDN'T EAT ANYMORE, MY DAD TOLD ME TO SHAKE A LEG SO I COULD MAKE MORE ROOM.

I used to believe that when someone pointed a laser pointer at you which i thought was rare, you were bound to get leprosy which was really rare. I also used to think that bird bites triggered it. One day my sister pointed on at me and i screamed and yelled as she laughed. I hated her for that.

I used to believe…

When I was in grade shcool, I thought I was a werewolf. If anyone bugged me, I would snarl at them. I thought that I would transform into the fifteen-foot-tall evil beast if anyone got me angry enough. This idea changed drastically when I got beat up in 5th grade.

I used to believe…

When i was four and my brother was three, we both thought we could fly. i used to give him flying lessons because i was older and we would jump off the sofa and i'd be like "you almost got it! flap harder, flap harder!"

I used to believe…

Once I convinced myself that I could make anything I wanted happen with the power of my mind if I just said, "I want <such and such>. I want <such and such>." over and over again. When I had a bad run of luck, I realized that whatever I wished for, the opposite usually happened. So, I quickly came to the realization that I had been going about it backwards and that what I should have been doing all along is wishing for just the opposite. I spent an entire month mentally chanting, "I don't want to go to Disneyworld. I don'w want to go to Disneyworld. I don't want to go to Disneyworld."

I used to believe…

when i went to the bathroom i would go poo and my sister once told me that if you pushed to hard your face would be sucked in and her face would come out of your butt

i used to think that going to the bathroom made you lose weight,but hey i was wrong

i always thought that if you weed and pooed at the same time you would explode.

i used to believe that you had one tube for your dinner to go down and one for your afters

I used to believe that the food you ate would end up in your feet and pile up from there and only when the food reached your head were you actually full.

I used to think that little people lived inside me and made my body work.

I used to believe…

When i was young, i fell over and split my knee open. We went to the hospital to get it stitched. My mum said to me though that wneh you had stitches done to you, they put you under a massive sewing machine and it automatically sewed it together! It was 2 yrs later that i realised the truth

I used to believe…

This is my friend's not mine. When she was about 5 she thought that all chickens were children who got a very bad case of chicken pox where they didnt get just the spots but they turned into a chicken!! So when they went to a farm guess the look of suprise on her mums face when she asked "Mummy, I feel so sorry for those poor kids who turned into chickens!, Im glad I didnt get them so bad!".