body functions

I used to believe…

My mum's babysitting charge used to believe that he had two tanks in his stomach - a dinner tank, and a pudding tank!

I used to believe that if you picked a dandelion you would wet the bed, and also that if you hung upside down while you needed the loo the wee would come out of your mouth!

i used to belive when i was 3 years old that a planes toilet would sport out poo so i loked out the window each time i went.

I used to believe…

when i was little, i always imagined the inside of your stomache to be like a big pool of blood, and anything you ate just bobbed around in it...whole!! there would be whole fruit and veg, and anything that had started with a wrapper had somehow mysteriously retained it on the way down! even drinks would still be in bottles (unless it was from a cup, in which the cup would be bobbing around like a little boat!....i was an odd child.

I used to believe…

When I was little, about 7 or so, I always used to have a dream where I would stand at the top of the stairs in our house and jumped and then I could fly. And I thought that this would be possible in real life too. So I spent hours trying to fly from the stairs.

I used to believe that poo was kept in the buttocks and ergo fat people must do bigger poos. Despite a medical degree, I am still having problems removing these thoughts.

I used to believe…

When I was little, I used to believe that when you ate anything. It would be divided up into certain little compartments in your stomache. Like the liquids would go to the liquids etc. Now I know that is so very not true.

I used to believe…

When I was a kid I used to believe that I should hold my poo in. So when i was small, whenever i needed to poo I would hide behind a chair of something and throw things over.

I used to believe…

When I was little I used to believe farts made you poop and pee makes you constepated and poop is pee when the full moon comes out and that twinkies made your stumack into a poop wall and pee ( poop) would make the wall fall and I would eat a pumpkin forcefully.

I used to believe…

When I was younger I was always told that if you touched dandelions and didn't wash your hands, and then you put your hands in your mouth, like when you were eating, you would wet the bed.

I used to believe…

when I was little I thought that when you threw up it was because you ate too much and so all the food filled up your stomach and went up your esophogus and out of your mouth.

I used to believe…

About 4 years ago, I watched a freaky movie about small creatures that sucked the air out of you while you were sleeping. They stood on your chests, took deep breaths, and boom, you're dead.
I was so mortified that for the following year, I never slept on my back, face up.

I used to think that there were monsters upstairs in my house, and that they would come and get me if any noise I made alerted them to my presence.
So, if after dark I had to go for a poo, I didn't really want to flush the toilet, since that was a rather loud exercise.
After several beratings from my mother on this, I eventually plucked up the courage to flush, but then I had to leg it down the stairs at super speed so that the monsters wouldn't catch me.
I never had time to turn the light off or wash my hands.
Of course, now I have the sense to lock the door and wait a few minutes for the monsters to go back to their cupboards before legging it down the stairs, four at a time.

And I also poo in the dark.

Oh the shame.

I used to believe…

When i was younger, i thought that since we didnt have tails, if i could get the poo to stay on, it would be my equivilent to a tail. sounds logical.

I used to believe…

A friend told me that a fart is a grogan screaming 2 get out!!!!!

I used to believe that if I heard a noise, I could mimic that noise! I guess I was about 6 when I tried it while watching cartoons. I was Crushed!