body functions

I used to believe…

When I was 4 and my sister was 6 me and my sister would kick the walls and my mom said we would get chicken pocks I believed it until I got the chicken pocks.

I used to believe…

When I was in 2nd grade, an instructor saying to recycle told my class and me that poop and pee went into her office all the time. I kept trying to hold in my pee and poop from then on, because I didn't want to make the instructor's office any more of a mess than it was. I didn't find out the truth until YEARS later

I used to believe…

Once when I was like in second grade, our teacher told the class that without the sun there would be no life on the planet. Because of this I believed that sleeping at night was really dying because the sun was out and then coming back to life when the sun came up.

I used to believe…

when i was about 6 or 7 my mom said something about my aunt acting "bubbly" so i went and asked my neighbor what it meant and she said it was when all your insides boiled up inside of you and you would explode in 4 days if you didn't drink a cup if lemon juice!! (she was in 8th grade). so i started crying and freaking out and finally my mom told me what i meant.

I used to believe that the "gimmys" were an actual disease or virus that you could get. My mom told me that my cousin got the gimmys once and that i shouldn't be like him.

I used to believe…

There's Two

1: My brother was Ulimate superman FREAK! so......I told my brother once that if e wear a red towel (like a Superman) and jumped off the window he would fly. I usedv to laughed everytime he crashed. But one time he landed on me and i had a broken arm!!!!! maybe i shouldn't had told him!!!!

2: I use to think if i stay still i would turned invisible. Lat time i did that was when I acciendtlly touch a girl's butt. Girl slap me even thought i was standing still for like 5 minutes.

I used to believe (Until the age of 8) that women didn't go to the bathroom (bm or pee) and when I was about 8 I heard my mother peeing in the bathroom and ran running to my father screaming "MOM HAS A PENIS!"

I used to believe…

Until my little cousin turned eight, she firmly believed that she could fly on her birthday. On her eight birthday, my cousin was going to prove this to her mother by flying off her bed. She broke her ankle.

I thought that humans were hollow like a shell.
So one day I sat on the loo and drank glass after glass of water (from the sink!) until I wee weed. I told my Mum proudly about my discovery and she must have thought I was mad!!!!

I used to believe…

When I was small I believed that humans could fly. I believed that no one had ever bothered to learn and that was why we didn't. So me and my friends were determined to try.

We'd run along benches in the schoolyard and flap our arms like crazy when we jumped off the end.

One of my friends forgot to land on their feet and landed on two teeth, breaking them totally and bruising her face badly.

We then realised that humans just weren't supposed to fly...

I used to believe…

A few years ago, my friends little sister believed that when you were sick and took a capsule, a mini-doctor would pop out and pull out a carry-case. He would then run around fixing you up with his little hammer, and when he was done, he would jump back in the capsule and dissapear.

I used to think that, because when you burp it feels like lots of air leaving you, you only had so many burps in your life before all of the air left you and you died!

I used to believe…

when I was 6 my friend's sister told us that what ever you eat will make your poop that color. We quickly ate everything we could get our tiny hands on. Bannanas, Grapes. Everytime we needed to poop we'd watch each other and examine wat it looked like. We tried relentlessly for 3 months. Gross (im 12 now)

I used to believe…

At the age of 6 my Old best friend (who moved away 5 years ago) "Megan" told me that if you closed your eyes on the tire swing and said, "I wish I could fly!" 100 times going really high, that you'd fly! But when I tried it, I thought i did something wrong. So I asked Megan and she said that I must not have been ment for flying!

I used to believe…

When I was five, my friend Frankie's sister Kim was admitted to the hospital. I asked him why and he explained that she had "screamed her head off" and was getting it stitched back on. I naively believed him and pictured her doing this in my head. After reporting this to my father at dinner, he explained that was impossible and furthermore he knew she was there getting her tonsils removed.

Incidentally, I heard Kim was again in the hospital again last winter--to kick heroin.

I used to believe…

When New Years Eve in 2000 came by, I was prepared for take off. When the ball hit 0 on tv, I flapped my arms up and down, expecting to fly. But unfortunately, I tripped on the rug, and landed flat on my face, therefore abusing the flying privelage. God was angry at me, so he took that away.