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when i was about 3, i accidentally walked in on my dad while he was peeing. i dont know why, but seeing this led me to belive that men had little elves in their stomachs (i thought pee came from there) and when they peed, it meant the elves were watering their plants
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Me and my friends used to think that if you sat in a place where a man had peed, you would turn into a homosexual.
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After a long car trip when I was about six, my older sister and I both had to pee quite badly and raced to our bathroom. She told me that if I peed before her the water would turn to acid and burn her, so she had to go first. I believed her and let her go while I danced around in front of the door. It didn't occur to me until a few days later that pee was pee, no matter whose it was.
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When I was 14, my friend brought some of her dads home made beer into school, and we drank the bottle between us. That night, I couldn't stop being sick, and all the next day too. I was in complete agony, I couldn't understand how home brew had caused this much pain, but I had to keep quiet as to why I was feeling so ill, by day 3 my little brother found me crying my eyes out in pain, . My dad sent for the doctor and he said I had appendicitis, I got admitted and my operation was put off due to an emergency, so I didn't get my operation until the next day. The surgeon told my parents that I was very lucky, it had almost burst.
I only owned up to my drinking binge a couple of years ago (33), that I had nearly died due to the fear that I would get caught for drinking alcohol. There's a lesson to be learned somewhere...
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My mom told me if you farted in bed your feet would turn brown.
I used to believe that If u ate while upside down then you would poop it out your mouth!
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When I in Primary School I was told that TCP was made from Tom Cat's Piss (hence the initials). I believed this for far too long!
I used to think constipation was the same thing as a stomach ache, and I remember sitting in the cafeteria in third grade telling my friends I was constipated. I have no clue where I ever got that idea...
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When I was 14 I had my appendix removed, I remember the doctor coming up to my bed and asking me if I have any pain when I passed water, immediately my mind flashed up the image of me passing a sink with the taps running, I thought it was a completely stupid question to ask, after all, how can walking past water cause pain? and so responded with a no.
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i used to believe that when you farted you carried an invisible bubble attached to your butt and that is why the smell seemed to follow you around :)
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When I was in first grade, I really believed that I could run so fast no one could see me (like the Flash). I tested this theory once when I had outside detention during recess.
Apparently, my teacher had x-ray vision...
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Well, one time, my sister found my other sister's poop behind the couch (how'd it get there? i don't wanna know). She thought it was chocolate, and ate it.
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When I was five years old, I was rushed into hospital with pneumonia.
As I was recovering, I asked the doctor what had been wrong with me. He began his answer with the phrase "Our physical findings show ...". Well, I was only five and had no idea what those big words meant.
For years afterwards, I believed I had been seriously ill with "physical findings", a very nasty disease indeed!
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When I was 5, I asked my mom why we had blood and she told me it takes the food to all the parts of our bodies. I had an image of little red stick figures in tubes pushing whole peas through my body for a long time!
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When i was young i thought that i could break a rope cause it is skinnier then my arm, i found out i couldn't even break dental floss.
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Whene I being potty trained right. Well whene my mom used to say "consentrate" and I thought that meaning poopoo *heh heh* so a few years later she would check on me and I would say "!Close The Door! I'm consentrating.
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My favorite excuse:
Must be those trouser geese again!
I remember I thought that I can move people with a small magnet if they wear somekind of metal. Indeed my grandfather used to pretend this and made me believe that he is moving because of the magnet.
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When i was little i used to live with my cousin and our moms, and i would start to rty and pee standing up and my mom found me one day and explained to me that boys had their peepee's on the outside and girls were on the inside.....a few days later she found "trying to find my peepee!"
i used to believe that when u slept u went to the land of nod and if u didnt get a return ticket u wouldnt be able to wake up again. how strange is that???
