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My Dad would always say after he farted that he " Shot a bunny " My daughter had a bunny and was always scared that grandpa was going to shoot it. The day that the bunny died my daughter 6 at the time was very angry with grandpa she thought he shot her bunny.Time to call it a fart!!!
I used to quite seriously believe that I had 2 stomachs. One for dinners and one for puddings. The dinner one was far smaller than the other! I remember having quite a serious argument with my mother that my dinner tummy was full but the pudding tummy was completely empty and, in fact, still hungry
I used to believe that if you could just let one big fart out you would never have to fart again. I also didn't think that my parents had ever farted in their lives.
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Several years ago my younger cousin told me that her best friend told her that if you new pee and your old pee got mixed together you could get pregnant. I was a bit confused as to how your old pee and new pee would get mixed together, she said that if you jumped up and down alot it would mix. I laughed and then explained to her how a woman gets pregnant.
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When I was little my mother told me that if I said "excuse me" after I farted it wouldn't smell. I believed her and I still sometimes catch myself saying excuse me after farting hoping that no one will notice the smell.
i told my brother that if he went to the bathroom, climbed in the dryer,and went in the air vent h4e wuld become superman. he did everytin 'cept the air vent, but only because he couldn't reach it.
I had these nosebleeds as a child and clumps of bloody matter would often be in the tissue. I used to believe that those clumps were actual pieces of my brain. I thought this was true because I learned in class about the Egyptian mummification process of scraping the brain out through the nose.
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When I was in elementery school, my father had a heart attack and nearly died. In my music class the teacher would blow into a round disk before we sang a song to get the right pitch. Somehow I believed she was blowing into the disk to prevent her from getting a heart attack!
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I used to believe that if you farted really hard, you could fart a hole in your pants. How dumb was that?
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I am caucasian, but my "poop" was not. When I was little, I used to think that white people pooped brown and brown people pooped white!
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My mother told me you got sick "from things in your blood." I figured this must be like dirt and settled on the idea that it must be bread crumbs from toast, since this is the dirt I always got in trouble for. When I went to have my finger pierced for a blood test, I was watching very carefully as the blood went up the little glass tube-- looking for any breadcrumbs in my blood.
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My friend Harriet was very gullable when she was little and believed anything her brothers told her.
She was once told that if she drank bleech, ran up and down the garden 100 times and jumped out her bedroom window, she would be able to fly.
Fortunately she never got to the jumping out a window part as she had to go to hospital to have her stomach pumped.
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When I was little, I took a bath and pooped in there. And I ran around the tub screaming, creating a whirlpool and the poop (to me)looked like it was chasing me.
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When my brother was little, he took a bath and while he was in there, he pooped. Instead of getting away from it, he smeared it all over the walls. I guess he thought it was paint or something...
I had a dream as well that I could just float down the stairs in one step. I spent ages at the top of the stairs trying to will myself to do it. I didn't so never got a broken bone.
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when I was a child, I was poorly quite often and somehow got it into my head that Local Anaesthetic was what your local GP could give you, but General Anaesthetic was when you had to go to the big hospital in town
I used to believe i could fly. This was because i slep walked and i fell down the stairs and was knocked out for severl hours, but wen i was sleepwalkin i must have been dreaming about flying because i wouldnt stop goin on about it for 5 years
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I used to believe when I was a kid that when women went pee there was a little hole in their butt cheek because they sat on the toilet.
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I used to believe that if I pumped in my sleep and breathed it in I would turn into a rotting turnip!
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When I got into bed at night and closed my eyes I used to think if I opened them more than three times I would have a nightmare.
I got very bored with squeezing my eyes shut everynight I just used to ignore it. It's perhaps why I have bad eyes now. :)
