body functions

I used to believe…

This isn't my belief,but when my friend was younger and the sun would get in her eyes and she would sneeze, she truely believed it was because she was allergic to the sun.

I used to believe that if I threw up too hard my brain would explode.

i thought when one ate food or a body part functioned, elves made the whole process work, eg. blood was pushed through the body on a conveyor belt, with elves working the controls; food was pushed through the stomach on conveyor belts and each bit-meat, potatoes, etc was put into a different bin or vat.

I used to believe that if i didn't go to sleep before midnight the bogeyman would come and get me!

I used to believe…

One November 5th - Fireworks Night - I couldn't get to sleep due to the noise. My Mum told me she had some secret stuff to block the sound out.

It worked, and I fell asleep quickly. I believed it for ages.

Then I found out it was hair wax.

I used to believe…

My grandfather once told me that you could not pee and poop at the same time, and if you did, you would explode. So for the next 10 years I never let any poop out while I was peeing. Until one day i figured what the heck, and did both at once. It emptied me out in half the time. I was so happy :)

i used to believe that if you didnt fart that you would throw your guts up

i'm now scared to learn from this page that i don't pee out of my clitoris, I'm 16 by the way. Until now i have been very much so convinced of this, and one time i was told otherwise, but couldn't find the pee hole and so i thought my sister was lieing to me....ah...

i used to belive that if you yawned and burped at the same time that would never be able to hear again. because my big brothers would tell me that so i belived it.i used to be horified to yawn and burp at the same time because i didn't want to lose my hearing

I used to believe…

My boyfriend used to believe that girls peed out of their butts. Actually, he believed that until he was ~19 years old. I'm not sure he mentioned that in our conversation, but I set him straight (after much ridicule--19 years old!)

i used to belive that if you farted and burped at the same-time your head would blow up or you would shrink because you let to much air out of your body!!!!

I used to believe…

My father told me if I farted, my head would cave in!

I used to think that you had two seperate throats, one for food, the other for drinks.

Soup confused me as it's sort of both.

I used to think that no one else could hear me pee! It wasn't like I was magic or something, it's just that I didn't think that peeing made any noise. I figured it out when I realized that for years I had been hearing other people pee.

I used to wonder why people were fat; after all, everything you ate eventually would go down the toilet, right?

I used to believe…

When I was younger my friend said that she had a sweet tooth and I said 'I've got one of those, but I don't know which one it is!'