body functions

I used to believe…

spawned from a dream no doubt, in junior school, i was convinced i could put my hand through things, suchas the top of my lunch box, tables etc, just took a little concentration. the dream was so real i can still remember the feel of the top of my lunch box on the sides of my hand as i pushed it through.

I used to believe…

Because I never saw my mother cry or appear to be ill.....I always believed grown-ups never got sick and they never cried.Gosh, was I surprised to learn diffrently.

I used to believe…

My Aunt used to tell me that if I cried too much, I would run out of tears.

I seem to remember the nuns at school (?!) telling us to take care NEVER to hold your nose when you sneezed, or your brains might squirt out your ears. This worried me...

I used to believe…

For years I was terrified I might get diarrhoea because, although I knew what it was, I thought it came from your ears!

I used to believe that people only fart when they drink Pepsi.And farts were produced to tease people with bad smell.If we smelled those farts , we could even die.

I use to believe my middle finger was bad!! If i touched anything with it without toucing it with my pointer finger (which was good)immediatly afterwards, something bad would happen.

I used to believe…

In kindergarten a classmate told me that if I chewed on pencils I'd get lead poisoning from the 'lead.' I think in fact it the real danger was from the paint.

I used to believe…

Hi I am from Turkey. We belive when you are teenage ýf you put a bowl in your tits. Your tits get bigger what size bowl you've put your tits. Big bowl big tits TRY IT!!!!

I had a blackboard when I was 4-5 and believed if I saved up enough chalkdust, I could sprinkle it on myself and would be able to fly.

I used to believe…

When I was 8, I was told that teenage boys have hollow legs, and that's why they could eat so much! I believed that until I was 12 when I asked my health teacher in school.

I know it sounds mean but to help my toddler, who was terrified of monsters, potty train, my husband and I told him that monsters lived down the toilet hole. The "potty monster" ate poop and pee and if my son used the bathroom in his pants the monsters would come out to him. As long as he used the toilet to feed the monsters they would stay happy and in the toilet. He has been potty trained since he was 2 but now he always flushes even before wiping to make sure the monsters are feed in a hurry.

I never cried when I got a shot at the doctors office as a child because I used to believe that the alcohol they would swab on your arm was a pain killer. Because of mind over matter I felt very little pain.

I used to believe…

Our primary school field was massive, and it had a very steep slope, maybe 70 degrees or so. I used to have such incredibly vivid dreams that i would run off the top, and flap for a bit, then fly around the field. They were so realistic it was pure joy waking up every morning. Strangely, as soon as i realised that they were dreams, they stopped. This was when i was about 8. Im 16 now, and in the 8 years i havent had a single dream that i remember in the morning, compared to at least one every night back then.

I used to believe…

This isn't my belief, but a few years ago my best friend made her little brother believe that if you ate only one food for an entire week (for example, apples), that your farts would smell like apples.
He never got to test the theory because there's no way a parent would let their child eat only one food for an entire week!

I used to believe…

My Dad used to tell me that the snot coming out of my nose was brain matter oozing out - that my nose would eventually quit running because I'd be out of brains!

My Mom let him deal with it when she found me sobbing uncontrollably later in the day ...