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As a child I habitually had a blocked nose, which meant I usually had to breathe through my mouth. I used to think that if I were able to breathe through my nose, not only would I be able to breath air, I would also be able to breath under water. I evidentlly believed that all nose breathers could breathe under water. I tried it once - it definitely didn't work!! :-)
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Since very small boys who are being potty-trained sit down when they pee, I thought that if you couldn't pee standing up then you would stay a toddler forever.
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When i was little my older brother said rocks grew in your poop, so i went digging and never found any
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Being a girl, I knew that girls peed and pooped while sitting down. I was also aware that boys peed standing up, but nobody ever told me how they pooped. So of course I assumed that they pooped standing up! But I always wondered what they did when they had to go pee and poo at the same time. The best conclusion I came up with was that they peed into the toilet, and held a bucket behind them to catch their poop!
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At 6 yrs old, my prankster of a daughter made the smelliest, lactose intolerant fart you could imagine,
right in the middle of a party. She wanted to "share" the moment, so she yelled, "does anyone smell fire"? Natural instincts made everyone take a huge sniff to smell the smoke, only to find out what she let out. Gross!
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when i was about 7 I kept sitting on the radiator (dont ask) and my teacher always used to tell me to get off, but i always got on again so one day she told me that if i sit on the radiator too long my poo will melt and it will run out my butt and everyone will see me pooping! lol
I used to belive that if u pee in the bath, you will get sucked down the plughole!
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When I was little my mom always said that you are what you eat. So, I was afraid that of I ate something, I would turn into that!
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Before falling asleep, when I heard my blood pounding in my ears as I lay my head on my pillow, I thought it was the sound of an army of nightmares walking under my pillow.
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When I was little and had to go poop, I would put the toilet seat down against my back because God would be totally grossed out if He happened to be looking in on me and saw my poop.
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For things like my computer and something technoligical, i used to think I could make It go faster by encouraging it and threatening it if it got slow. I still sort of do :P
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My cousins were 12 and I was 6. So I made a bet with them that I could win aainst them at Warzone (playstation game) and they let me win, and one of my cousins said he thought i was physcic. To mess with me, they told me to make predictions about them and they did them on purpose ( I said he would fall down the stairs, and he did. It wasn't very believable but I was 6.) so i got really exited and I was stoked! I was physcic! So I told my uncle and he played along, and he's like "good job bud"and all the parents seemed like they knew all along. I was so exited! Then like 2 weeks later I found out it was a joke because no other predictions came true. I was pissed.
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growing up near the mexican border my mom was used to not being understood by spanish-speaking kids so she thought they wouldn't understand any noises she made; burping, farting ect.
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One time in school I really got embassered cause I always raise my hand (not to brag but I was very smart) when the teacher asked wats a viris I raised my hand thinking wow this sure is easy then I said it's when you get sick and to my horror it was on the computer!! Who kinda thought? lol by the way i home school
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when i was little i did not know what sanitary napkins were for so one day while my mom was in the kitchen i went and asked her..she told me they were like diapers so that she did not have to go to the bathroom while she was busy..i think i was about 6 when this happened
i used to believe that if someone or myself sneezed and you didn't say "god bless you" then that person or you would die.
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When I was younger, I used to believe that your shoulder blades behind your back were pre-mature angel wings ready to sprout when you died.
I used to think that, when I got sick, it was my tushy where the illness was, since my mom took my temperature there several times a day and always announced how high it was and seemed so concerned with what was going on "back there."
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When i was little, i used to think tht you wee out of the baby hole..and that poop also came out there to, until i looked and it wasnt true
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I used to think that when the time came, I would have to insert tampons into my pee-hole. I assumed it was because our pee-holes got bigger with age.
