body functions

I used to believe…

When I was little and wouldn't eat my mom always told me she used to have a brother named Joey that wouldn't eat either and he got so skinny that a strong gust of wind blew him away and they never saw him again. I believed it..

i used to believe that if i put my hands out something special would happen because one day someone fell over so for a month afterwards when i was angry i used to put my hands out

I used to believe…

When I was little I used to think that night-time air was acidic so I always used to hide unders my covers, hoping that it wouldn't burn me. I was a weird kid!

I used to believe…

When I was little I thought that your brain had little brains with feet walking around and when you shook your head they tripped, and the filing cabnets that your memories, knowledge and other stuff was in got all messed up and papers went everywhere so for about 3 years i tried not to shake my head or go on rides. Now i know that thats not true.

I used to believe…

When i was young i thought someone would come when i was sleeping and cut off my toes with an axe.

I used to believe…

When I was younger I saw a rugrats episode where Chuckie was scared to get a shot and he had a dream that his stuffed bear got one and then it exploded, and after that I got scared I would explode if I got one... I still have this irrational fear.

i used to believe that if u didnt wash behind your ears potatos would grow in the dirt

I used to believe…

when i was a kid i thought that my dreams were real and my life was a dream.

I used to like to crack my knee. My mom and grandma would tell me that i would break my knee and the doctor would have to open me up to fix it. An image of a doctor prying me open and nothing but blackness being there. I know that will never happen but that image scared me so much!nTo this day i've not cracked my knee once.

I used to believe that "utensils" were underwear!

I used to believe…

when I was little this kid told me that if you suck on your hair while it's wet (which is something I used to do alot) you would get worms.

I used to belive that I could fly, but that I could only prove it in front of a lot of people... I used to imagine myself launching myself off the stage in school assembly. Glad I never tried it.

I used to believe…

when i was about seven yrs. i thought tampons where band-aids so one day my friend got a cut at my house so i said that we had special band-aids and i taped the tampon to his leg when my mom came out and asked what happened we told her and she could stop laughing to this day she even told the story to my kids

I used to believe…

Once, when I was 3 and my sister was 9 we came home and both had tNew Foldero use the bathroom. She wanted to go first and so she told me that she could "go for me". So for several years I thought somehow someone else could magically pee my urine so I wouldn't have to.

I used to believe…

When I was little I thought that poop was like a really long sausage link and each piece of poop was one less in your body and that if you pooped enough some day you would poop it all out and never have to go #2 again.

I used to believe…

My brother used to tell me when i went to sleep at night little people would come out from under my pillow and climb on me.....i didnt sleep with a pillow for a long time!