body functions

I use to believe if I had to pee real bad if I ate crackers it would soak it up

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When I was young I used to believe that when you burp that it was a fart out of your mouth.

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My Mum used to tell me that grownups could see through walls. She used to catch us picking our noses and so on when we didn't think we could be seen round corners or in reflections, but I completely believed that she could see through the walls.

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when i was VERY little i saw some white doggy poo and i thought that black people pooed white

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Up until 3rd grade I used to believe that humming was an inaudible sound. One day, the teacher was walking around and she asked, "Who's humming." And I thought, "She can hear that!?"

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When I was in the first grade, I believed it was against the rules to poo at school. Any time I felt the urge to do so, I would go to the school office and tell them I was sick and needed to go home. My mother eventually took me to see our doctor.

Fifty years later, I still will not poo anywhere but home.

I used to think that Levitra was an arthritis medicine, and that Viagra was a heart medicine.

i used to belive farting made me magic and i could fly with all the gas, but that didnt work

I used to believe that if you peed and pooed at the same time something bad would happen. I wasn't sure what, but I did know that I didn't want to be sitting there if it turned out to be some sort of explosion!

I was terrified of breaking a bone, i thought it was the worse thing that cold happen to you. I would exemine my elbow bone every morning bcos it stuck out (like its meant 2) and i thought there was something wrong with it. i was so scared.
All this changed when i broke my arm and i realised breaking a bone wasn't actually that bad.

I used to believe there was a massive secret that adults wern't allowed to tell children
I thought they could read out thoughts and that our thoughts scrolled across our foreheads and only adults could see what all the children were thinking. In assembly when i saw a teacher look at me i'd count in my head, so that they couldn't read my thoughts.

I use to believe I was the only one who could move their eyes without moving their head. I was amazed at this too.

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When I was about 8 or 9 I was convinced that I could see invisible Gremlins running around the woods at my summer camp. They were the true owners of that land and they were not happy we were on it. There were different depending on the color they were. Red ones were Evil, Blue were fun and happy and there were Rainbow ones that could change to any color depending on the mood they were in. I was so convinced of it I started to induct the other kids at the camp of it... by the end of the summer, 10 kids were running around spotting Gremlins. I was the leader of us and I was the one with all the information about the "G's" and what they did. The counselors thought I was a bully because I had an army or 10 8 yr olds hanging on my every word and doing exactly what I told them to, to protect the world from the Evil "G's" and how to help the good "G's" live prosperously.

What can I say I am a natrual born leader.

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when i was about 7, my best friend decided that girls toot and boys fart...lol

i thought it was funny....idk why though.

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when i was 3 or 4 i thought women pee'd out of their butt

I was never allowed to say the word "fart" as a kid, so my brother and I had to say "boop".