body functions

I used to believe that when I went to sleep, the whole world did too...haha

I used to believe that I could live for ever...lol

I used to believe…

Even before 'the talk' I knew guys had a penis. Well I thought that guys only pooed out diarea because of their penis. I thought they peed and pooed out of it. Know better now.

I used to believe…

my girlfriend said to me once "when i was little i saw my dad go tothe loo once and i said to my mum "when im older i want to pee standing up"

I used to believe that I could fly. I thought I could just sorta swim through the air and that I would be able to just go up or down or wherever I wanted if I just pointed my body that way. It wasn't until I was about 10 that I realized it was a recurring dream I was having, and I quite literally could not fly!

I used to believe that adults never went to sleep

I used to believe…

when i got on a plane i used to think i was one of the few people that are gonna survive in a plane crash ! My dad's a Pilot so i thought when i got on the plane ( only if my dad is the Pilot ) somehow god gave me some magical powers to heal all the the wounds .. i was around 5 and we were going to amesterdam and there was some turbulence on the way i went to front of the plane saying do not worry people i can heal ur wounds nobody will die .. Stupid Eh ?

I used to believe…

when i was younger i thought that in my butt there were a bunch of poop chunks sitting around (and because of a raisin comercial i had seen, i imagined them with sunglasses) and there was a hole in the middle of their room and they were all just waiting for the day that they would get to jump down the hole.

I used to believe…

wen i learned that girls dont have a thing i used to think they peed out of their boobs( cuz u no guys dont have them!!!!)

I used to believe…

my butt was alive cause every time i farted i thought it exhaled

I read a book about hypnotism, called The Demon Headmaster by Gillian Cross. The villain would control people's minds if he made eye contact with them.
I could never meet anyone's eyes for years.

I used to believe…

When i was 3 or 4 years old i used to believe that i can touch the sky by standing on a high building:-)

I used to believe that there was a hole in the floor of the upstairs hallway right next to the railing that was deep enough to reach the basement. I also used to believe that I fell through this hole one day, and as a result, could hover a few inches above the ground when I wanted to. I would "fly" around the house all day and I clearly remember laying on my stomach outside the kitchen door and I could swear I actually hovered. Must ave been a really vivid dream for it to seem like I actually did it.

I used to believe…

When I was little I had a pet frog that my mom let go in the middle of the night. I woke up the next day with a scratchy throat and a horse voice. My mom said I "had a frog in my throat". I thought I had swallowed my frog in the middle of the night.

I used to think i was physic because i thought of something then it would happen.. but it turned out it was luck! LOL

I was convinced for several years that my mom could read my mind. The notion terrified me, especially during Church. I neared hysterics a few times when I couldn't rid my mind of a thought that I thought particularly displeasing, and in every silence I read disgust and condemnation. Bad times.

I used to believe that you had to run as fast as you can after you went to the bathroom, otherwise you would be attacked by the pee/poo monster, which was your pee/poo, only angry.

I also believed that if you peed in the pool and swam away, there would be a yellow trail to you.

I was a STRANGE kid.