body functions
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When i was young, my brother told me that if I wanted to learn to wissle, I had to sit on the toilet and eat Dutch crisp bakes (rusks), and then try it, so I did.....you're mouth is so dry then, that it will never happen, but that i figured out a few days later...well, he also made me belief that you can actually eat soap....so I did...it was terrible, even with cleaning your mouth afterwards...with water!
I used to think that only Asians could get SARS.
I use to believe I controlled the wind with my mind.
i used to believe that if i tryed hard enough i could turn in to a pather because i read a book about a boy who turned in to a tiger! i lay for hours on my bed scrunched up in the feetil position wishing as hard as i could, but to no avail.
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I used to think if you caught a cold during summer, it was called a "hot".
i have an older brother and an older sister, everytime we played hide and seek i thought i was SOO clever. so, i would stick up my pointer finger (as if i was point to the ceiling) put it in the center of my ace, and shut my eyes. i thought "if i can't see them they can't see me!" i was always caught first! i didn't realize why until i was 7!
I didn't understand much about digestion, and thought that once food entered your body, it stayed there. I believed that it began filling your feet immediately after you were born and would continue filling your body until it reached your throat, preventing you from breathing. I thought that being "full" was the reason people died when they were old.
I used to think that a yeast infection was when you ate too much bread, because of the food pyramid thing. If you ate too much bread, you didn't have room for vegtables, fruit, meat etc etc. Once I said to my mom (after she offered me a bagel), "But what if I get a yeast infection?" It was only until a few years ago that I got this cleared up!
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I used to only sleep on my back because I thought I would break my ribs if I slept on my stomach.
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When grown ups said my food had gone down the wrong hole if I choked on something, I believed that there was a hole for food and a hole for drink. I got confused as to how food and drink knew to go down the right holes.
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When I was 6 or 7, I used to believe that when you poop and pee at the same time, you get daireha. I found out it wasn't true when I took a crap and also pissed, but no softies. Guess I was wrong!
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i used to believe that if something hurt inside, it was because all the germs inside me were swordfighting and one of them missed and jabbed me.
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This is one of my brother's, and I apologise if it sounds bad but he was only little. He said to me: "I've got brown hair, and I do brown poo. I went to the toilet after Lesley the other day (a chinese friend of his) and there was a black poo. Do blond people do see-through poo?"
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I use to think i heart attack was when you got stuck in an elevator. I have no idea how i came to believe this
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When I was a little girl about 5 or 6, I use to be the pickiest eater and never eat much of my dinner. One week when i went to stay with my grandmother she noticed this and wanted to change this habit. So she told me that if i didnt eat, i would dry up and blow away. I believed her and I would cry and cry thinking i was going to blow away and never be able to see my family ever again. one night when i didnt finish my grandmothers dinner (she made me eat beats yuck!) I thought " this is it, im going to blow away tonight." so i snuck downstairs that night and found something i actually liked in the panchery and ate as much as i could. I thought i had saved myself, untill my parents came to pick me up and told me it wasnt true. they werent too happy with grandma
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when i was little (3-5) i used to belive there were little beavers in my belly and when i was hungery they got mad and banged the side of my belly and there was tubesthat came down an gave thhe beavers food
I used to believe that when my sister played the drums, she could make it rain
I used to believe i could pee standing up... so one morning i made a mess, and discovered that not everybody could do it
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My mom, having seen this in many old movies and TV shows, believed that if your hand fell off the bed while sleeping that you would die. Because of this, she slept with her hands curled tight to her chest.
i used 2 believe that i had little men in my stomach making me function properly,then,Jonny told me if i ate too many sweets they would become very ill and break out of my stomach and i would die.(he said this while eating a Milky Way bar)