body functions

I used to believe that if you close your eyes you turn invisible. you know wut i mean. i cant see you then you cant see me.

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As a young child, I believed that if one held their poop long enough, it'd melt and one would have diarrhea.

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when i was a little my sister always told me that if i kept eating french fries that my face would explode

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When I was about 6 or 7, I believed that when you vomited, your spit would turn green. Ah, may a time I spent waiting for my spit to go green while I vomited in the toilet.

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When I was a kid and we would be out camping or in the woods, if I had to go to the bathroom, my grandfather would tell me I needed to use a 'pee tree'. Not knowing how to identify a pee tree I would go from tree to tree asking "Is this a pee tree?" until he finally told me I had found the right one, and got a good laugh of course.

I used to believe that when my stomach growled, it was Jesus with Lion in my heart .

I had a yeast infection when I was little. I'm told that I was given a sandwich, and I started crying and screaming "I'm never eating bread again and you can't make me!!!," sure that that was the source of the infection.

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Several years ago, I saw a movie called CARPOOL, in which a girl named Kayla says "Girls don't fart". I went home and asked my mother what it is called when my butt toots, if it's only a fart when boys do it. She told me I was being totally silly and accused me of making up the story, because that couldn't really be in the movie, she insisted. (It really IS in the movie!). Only after finding this neat site and reading postings where both boys and girls talk about farting, did I finally realize that Kayla lied, and it IS a fart, whether a boy or girl does it! So poof on you, Kayla. And shame on my mother for not believing!

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One boyfriend that I briefly had in high school told me that his sister once told him that girls don't shit. And he seemed to still believe that. I told him that was so stupid and that we all shit the same. He seemed so gratified that someone was finally willing to tell him whether his sister had lied or told the truth. It seemed to endear me to him so much. Before long he asked me if I'd show him that I shit. But that seemed silly and gross to me and was probably a factor in why we broke up. Knowing what I know now and having experienced all the dubious boyfriends that have come after him, I wish I HAD shown him that I shit. On the whole he's a vastly better memory than any later boyfriend!

I used to belive that when I farted I would wet my pants so because pee would come out with my fart

I used to think that if I saw someone from school that I didn't like elsewhere, like the movies or something, I could hunch over and squint my eyes and they wouldn't reognize me and wouldn't try to talk to me. I must have looked pretty stupid a lot of the time, as there were quite a few people I didn't like from school.

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When i was younger My granmother told me if i went to bed without washing my face the angels wouldnt come down to protect me as i slept,it worked! I never went to bed without washing my face.

i used to think that after you got out of the hospital, like from having surgery, or being sick or whatever, that it changed the way you looked. this is because i used to watch the tv show Rescue 911, and there would be actors who would reenact the the accidents, and then afterwards the real person who had the accident would talk about it. i figured out it wasn't true in 3rd grade when i broke my arm and had to go to the hospital, and came out looking the same.

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When i was little i hated cooked carrots. My older sister told me they would make me see in the dark and even better would make me run as fast as a rabbit. I was really into sprinting at the time and was 3rd fastest at school so started eating loads of cooked carrots. My sister still finds this hilarious as does my Mum.

I used to believe I could control the wind. I used to stand in our rather blowy paddock and yell at the wind to stop. My best friend beleived me too. I think it mayv'e stopped when we stood behind a big tree :)

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Ok, so I'm not sure if this was a dream or not... but I clearly remeber when I was little that I could fly. I used to jump off of the old coffee table in my living room and flap my arms. I remeber jumping so far that it seemed like i was flying. I clearly remeber it like it actually happend, but it seems so unreal it must have been a dream...but to this day, I beleive that I used to beable to fly.