body functions

I used to believe…

At my grandma's, my cousin had fallen asleep on the couch and drooled on a cushion. I woke her up and asked her what it was, thinking that she had been sick and didn't realise it.

I thought that when you vomited, you had to do it into a container and fill it up right to the top. Then someone would take it away and test it for diseases or bad food, whatever the cause of the sickness was. I thought throwing up was a really big deal, and was alarmed that when I got sick from the flu I vomited in the toilet that my mum just flushed it away before it could be tested.

I used to think that parents could always know what their kids were thinking...telepathy or something...so I would always try and censor my thoughts around my parents. Even if they weren't around, I thought they might still know what I was thinking, and felt guilty if I caught myself thinking things I shouldn't.

I used to believe that me and my pet bird could read each other's minds. I got this from the movie "escape to witch mountain".

I know a kid who used to think that women peed out of their butts and thats why they sat down on toilets. I remember having to calmly explain to him that he was mistaken.

I used to believe…

When i was little i used to believe i could fly backwards....... i have clear "memories" but they probably wer a dream

I believed FOREVER that all i needed to fly was enough plastic wegmans bags & a high enough jump point.i never had more than 2 bags, and the highest off the gruond i got was 1 foot.

I remember when i was young, i thought that if anyone caught me weeing, then i would never stop weeing! i also believed that you would go to 'weeing school' if someone saw you doing your wees outside, and at the school they would feed you porridge everyday! don't ask me where i got this idea from, but i was only a little kid. i guess the idea of my male kindy teacher seeing me doing a wee outside frightened me too much because he wouldn't stop laughing and lecturing me about using the potty.

I used to think that bodies were hollow, and that when you ate, the food would collect down at your toes, and just pile up until it reached your midsection - which is when you would then poo or pee (depending on how much you ate vs. drank, of course). Throwing up happened when you didn't go to the bathroom enough, and the food piled up so high that it reached your mouth.

I used to think that when-ever I watched a movie at school every-body would see your thoughts, and I kept my hands on top of my head, so that no-one could see my thoughts. My kindergarten teachers were very concerned.

I used to think that girls peed out of their ass, b/c my parents told me that. Then, Idk how, but me and my friend (a girl) at school got into a conversation about this, and I was like, "DUDE! YOU PEE OUT OF YOUR ASS, STUPID!!!!!!!!" And later that day, I gave into the fact that she was right, seeing as how she is the girl who pees, here, so I felt like a freaking idiot.

I used to believe…

When I was about 4 or 5, we went on holiday with a family we were friends with. Later on in the holiday, my mum informed me I had Athlete's Foot. I misheard her and thought she had said "Ashley's Foot", and therefore went up to the dad of the other family, who was called Ashley or Ash, and announced to him "Would you like your foot back now?" I could see he was extremely confused by this.

I used to believe…

When i was smaller, i thought that when you farted, it produced a bubble on the outside of your buttcrack, and then it popped.
Really random thought, I know, I know.

I used to think that everyone has special powers, and even with attempts in the past 10,000 years of existence, we have never been able to tap into our own energy and release powers we never knew we had. I once went into my back yard and tried to set a piece of wood on fire. I had a headache for the rest of the day.

I used to believe that many people had the ability to read minds. Whenever i thought about something innapropriate and a person seemed to eye me from the corner of his/her eye, i would think he/she heard my thoughts and thought i was wierd or something. I also thought a girl in my class had the ability to read minds. I had a crush on her, and whenever i thought about her, she seemed to peek at me when she was reading. When we became bf-gf, i finally got over that mind reading thing.

I used to believe…

When I slept when I was young, I used to believe that you enter a completley alternate universe, and if you focus enough, you can get stuck in your dreams until you feel like leaving.