i used to believe

Established in 2002 and now featuring 76650 beliefs!

sections

animals
at home
bad habits
body functions
body parts
death
food
grown-ups
kids
language
make-believe
media
music
nature
neighbourhood
people
religion
school
science
sex
the law
the past
the world
time
toilets
transport

eating

Show most recent or highest rated first.

page 12 of 24

< 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11  12  13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 >


When I was little I never connected eating and elimination. I thought that any food you ate stayed inside you until you got the flu and puked it up. Consequently, I thought eveyone had to get the flu once a year or they would fill up and be unable to eat again until they'd vomited. I also knew someone who stopped eating as a child because she saw her uvula at the back of her throat and thought that it was backed up food. She was afraid she was running out of room in her body and wanted to save what little space she had left for sweets.

Eden
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

When i was younger, my mom always told me to finish my veggies and said, "You'd better keep eating or else it'll get cold." this made me thik that every time you took a bite, your food would magically re-heat!

Amber
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to think that the throat had a little lift inside that would go up and down to collect and and dump food into the stomach!

Gilprix
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

i used to believe that whe you ate to much you would blow up and all the food you ate would splatter everywhere and all thte hungry pepole would eat it and not be hungry anymore

solim
score for this belief : 2vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to believe mothers were suppposed to eat everything even the things they don't like just because they were mothers.

Mara
score for this belief : 1.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

until i was around 12, i used to belive that whenever i was too full, i meant that there was not enough space in my stomach for me to store anymore food...and if i continued eating, food will overflow from my stomach and into my throat, finally coming out of my mouth.

Anon
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

When i was a child i use to believe that i had 2 stomachs, one for supper and one for desert. When i said i was full, my mom said "Well i guess you can't have desert"....little did she know, i had another stomach for that.

Stephen
score for this belief : 3.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to believe that there was a city in my stomach. and that there were little people living in there...when ever I drank water, that was their rain...when ever I had rice...that was the snow.
But I was always weary of not swallowing any seeds from fruit...because those were asteroids.

Rossy G.
score for this belief : 2vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was maybe 7 years old, my Mom had a boyfriend who ate like a pig, but was skinny as a rail. I asked why. My Mom said it was because he had a hollow leg. I was skeptical, but basically accepted it. I don't even know when I realized how ridiculous her explanation was. But it was years.

Jessica
score for this belief : 2vote this belief upvote this belief down

i used to think that there was a net a the end of your throte and if you didn't chew good enough the food wouldnt fall through and you would choke

choking
score for this belief : 2vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

When I was about five, I remember mum telling me that if I didn't eat all my dinner, I'd fade away to a shadow. I spent years wondering what life would be like as a shadow. I also used to try to talk to shadows in case they were other people who didn't eat their dinner. Needless to say, none of them ever talked back to me. And I ALWAYS ate my dinner ...

Terri
score for this belief : 4.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

i used to think whatever you ate...just digested and would never see it....until one day i ate a pice of string.......later that day..i went to the bathroom and saw the same string attached to one of the turds....

casey malcolm
score for this belief : 1vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was child ,I uesd to believe if I couldn't eaten food, The thunder might hit me! I also believe the ghost will apear on the mirror at midnight.

ashley
score for this belief : 0vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

I used to think (because of my sister) that if you ate only one piece of candy, it would be lonely in your stomach, so I always ate food in even numbers so they would have friends when they got down there.

Anon
score for this belief : 4.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to believe that there is a grinder inside our stomach (with rotating blades made out of bones) which crushed the food and hence digest it. I even used to believe that when we walk or run there was some kind of a mechanism which would rotate the chopper blades faster, digesting the food quickly!

Usama Khan
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

I use to believe that when we eat the feet goes down to our toes and keeps going up. That's why we grew, the food was stretching out our bodies. If we threw up it meant that there was no more room at the time for the food.

Rachele
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

when my cousin was about six we went out to dinner. a discussion came up about going out for ice cream afterwards. she had been making a big deal about how full she was so she wouldn't have to eat. when she heard that we might get ice cream, she proceeded to announce "well mommy, my dinner side is full, but my dessert side isn't"

maggie
score for this belief : 2vote this belief upvote this belief down

i used to belive that once you had eaten somthing that it wold shrink to a really small mini version of that food and be stacked up in your tummy reaching all the way up to your mouth until you was sick,

cheski
score for this belief : 2vote this belief upvote this belief down

when i was little, i thought that if i swallowed something the wrong way it wouldn't go in to my stomache but it would go into my arms or legs or something.

Anon
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to believe if you only chewed food on one side of your mouth, that you would only grow on that side of your body. So, I had to chew evenly on both sides ...

Syd
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down


I Used To Believe™ © 2002 - 2024 Mat Connolley, another Iteracy website.   privacy policy