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When I was little, I believed that there were elves living in my stomach that would make piles of all the food I had ever eaten. There were piles of cookies, roast beef, peas, carrots, etc...

Bethany
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when i was younger my mam used to say drink milk it keeps your bones white.so i imagend when i drank milk it would go down a seperate tube into this big bucket in my stomach.and litle men woul climb up along my bones and fill there litle bucket with milk and go down to the bones and srub them white.when i was bored i used to talk to the litle men i thought were in my stomach and say things like please litle men scrub my bones as white as you can!

i believed that till i was about 12!

aisling
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I was once told that if i swallowed the pips from the grapes, then a grape tree would start growing inside me. So i imagined a fully grown tree coming out of my mouth ! I tried not to swallow any pips after that.

Anon
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when i was little, i thought that my throat was a bucket and that everytime i swallowed, the bucket would come up, fill with water, and the dump into a tube that went into my stomach...

i was a special child...

*~+Nina+~*
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when I was eight years old, I swallowed a cherry pit. I was sure it was going to grow into a tree inside my stomach - I waited to die for daaaays.

Anon
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i once beleived that if i did not eat any food, god would punish me

andria
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When I was a litt le kid (not sure of the age.) I thought that there were little people in my stomach. I had it all made out. When I ate something, it went down my tubes and fell in front of a lion (which explains the growling of when i was hungry) and then he would poop it out. Then these little people would run and put it in a jar and stack it on a shelf. when the shelf got too full they would put it out.. Hints poop. If a jar was old and forgotten about, it would turn into a gassy substance and they would open the jar and run!.. Thus creating a fart. Im not sure about pee or how that worked but yea.

I was quite upset when I learned the truth!

Jess
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When i was small i believed that we are all empty inside and that the food we eat first goes in the feet, then the legs and then slowly fills us up until to the top of our head!

David Clark
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when i was younger i thought if u didnt eat all your pea and u have 1 left it would miss all its friends

kaylee_b
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When I was little, I didn't finish my dinner but wanted my dessert anyway. I told my mom I couldn't finish my dinner because the vegetable sack and the meat sack in my tummy had fallen over. And the reason I could still have dessert was because that sack was okay.

SongOfRuth
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I used to believe that if you didn't eat you got sent to the "skinny-pinny" farm where all they fed you was stale bread and warm water.

Anon
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I thought that your body is hollow and that your food just sat in there and you slowly fulled up.Then when you got filled up you just emptied yourself in the toilet.

paul
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When i was a toddler i sued to believe that if you ate soap you would blow bubbles for the rest of your life.

KEL
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When I was little was always told to eat bread with my meat or I would get the worms . It wasnt untell a few year ago that I figured out that was because meat was 80 cent a pound and bread was 25 cent a loaf. P.S. I never got the worms

wormy
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that grown-ups didn't need to eat.

Anon
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when i was a little girl, my mum told me, that if i drink too much juice or water, i would have a frog im my stomach.. and i used to believe in it for a very long time..

Kate
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Whenever my mom told me I needed to finish dinner in order to have desert, I would argue with her. I used to say that I had multiple stomachs, just like a cow...one for breakfast, one for lunch, one for dinner, then another seperate one just for desert. It never worked though :/

Megh
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I never liked and of my food to touch on my plate when I was young. I thought that it had to be eaten separately because it would fall into a slot inside my stomach that was set aside for that one food.

sockless
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I used to believe that if I ate all my dinner the pattern on the dinner plate would change.

Then I found out that my mum told me this to make me eat all my tea!

Sarah
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I used to believe that our bodies r empty and when we eat food it goes first to our feet then to the legs and every time we eat food goes higher till it reachs the neck then we feel we want to go to w.c. to have an extra space 4 our next meal!!

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