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I used to believe that my stomach had a tiny mouth inside of it that would help chew up my food. So some days I would swallow food whole and hope that the tiny mouth in my stomach enjoyed eating as much as I did.

Jana
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When I was a tot- I thought that when I swallowed food, there were lots of little elf type men chopping it up into smaller pieces as it went down my throat and into my stomach.

Hannah
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when i was about 5 my nan told me that "my intestines were talking to eachother" whenever my tummy rumbled and i imagined little round black things sitting around a coffee table having a conference in an office. hahaa also i used to look at wallpaper and see weird faces - i was trully a deranged child.

ani
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When I was little my mom always said that you are what you eat. So, I was afraid that of I ate something, I would turn into that!

Delilah
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When I was little and wouldn't eat my mom always told me she used to have a brother named Joey that wouldn't eat either and he got so skinny that a strong gust of wind blew him away and they never saw him again. I believed it..

Anon
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I used to believe that "utensils" were underwear!

Haley
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I used to believe that if i swallowed some Play-Doh and made a wish, my wish would come true.

Nadia
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My mom used to tell me that bread crust made you whistle just so i would eat it.

emily
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The phrase "down the wrong pipe", ie, swallowing the wrong way, led me to believe that I had a whole range of pipes inside me, one for each of the different things I ate. So I would say, "Oh no, my peas went down the apple juice pipe!", etc. I used to wonder how they could all fit, I needed so many of them...

Raw
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If you eat a banana peal you can fly!!!!!

Callie
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I used to think that when you ate something, it would just stack up inside your stomach. I had this mental picture of all these foods stacking up inside my stomach and once they would reach the top it would start coming up out of your mouth.

Nelly Waters
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I believed that ham was mouse meat, because it was pink and my dad told me so.

Zo
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I use to belive that if you ate a gusher your head would really turn into a fruit!

Rachelle
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I used to believe their were people in my tummy that yelled at me to eat that was the growling sound me mom told me this to get me to eat they are called " tummy guys"

hammie
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I used to believe that whenever you accidentally swallowed food without chewing it, there was a little mouse-trap looking thing living in your stomach that chewed it for you!

Anon
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I used to believe that when you ate, the food just built up in your body and you died when you got all filled up. I was terrified of eating too much because I didn't want to fill up too fast and die.

Anon
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When I was about 10, I was eating dinner with two of my friends. One of them choaked. Someone comments it went down the wrong way. I said "Is there really more than one way it can go down?" They just cracked up laughing at my question and said it was just an expression and even varified it with an adult! They made me feel real stupid! When I was older I realized there really are two ways it could go down.

Rita
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My sister and i used to believe that when you ate, it began to fill up your whole body, starting at your feet. we used to point to our necks and say "i'm full up to here!"

Devin
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When I was 4 me and my sister, mom and cousin and I were watching The Lion King and after eating so much candy and sweets i fell asleep then my sister out 2 pieces of candy in my bellybutton then when i woke up i saw that there was pices of candy in my bellybutton and i was so shocked that i thought that the candy in my tummy was coming out from eating it so much i thought it was coming out. So then on i never eat too much food lol till i ate alot of food at the age 10 lol.But it was a good joke my sister did to me. now im 16. (i was skinny btw) :P lol

Emerald
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I always believed as a child your stomach was a big hand which squeezed your food out through your bum....

amc
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