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When I was twelve years old, my friend Jason was telling his friends that only guys farted, and that girls never did. Well, my farts were so smelly, and I thought I was male for three months until Jason convinced me that I was a girl. He also told me that girls farted too :3.
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When I was a kid someone told me that if you farted underwater, the bubbles would make you explode.
I never farted underwater...
i used to belive that you drive your car on the line in the street.
when I was a child, believed in the tooth fairy .When my teeth fell, I was sleeping and put the tooth under the pillow and the other day appeared money.
When ever I like a guy, I will tell him, "I'm going to fart.". And I do. If he runs- bye bye- if not, he get's laid.
When I was a kid in gym class, we went on the field to do some sprints. As we were lining up to race our classmates, I could feel a rumbling in my nether regions. "3....2....1....GO!!!" We all bolted, and as my belly desperately jiggled over to the other side of the field, the rumbles increased. Half way across the green, a woosh of air escaped my bum in several pieces. I guess by running it blocked and unblocked the fart flow, which sounded like a man clapping in the rain.
When I was in boot camp and a recruit farted, the drill instructor would yell "turn on the air conditioners" and that meant everyone had to start breathing very deeply through their nose and blowing out their mouths. I believed that was funny till after the first time.
When I was about 3, I farted. It was the first time I ever relized what happened. So when it happened, I exclaimed "Mommy! My butt burped!".
When I were a kid my brother told me farting in public was illegal but they give you 16 and a half warnings before you get in trouble (he said the half warning would be really subtle!)
Once when I was a kid, I heard my mum fart and when I asked if that was her she replied: "No, mothers have lost their capapility to fart." For the longest time i believed her and couldn't wait until i bacame a mum so I didn't have to fart anymore.
I used to believe a fart was when air got trapped in your underwear and made a noise squeezing out of the elastic in your underwear's leg holes.
I used to think that some people had "stink glasses" and could see farts even if they were silent. I was to scared to let any go.
When you farted, green air came out of your butt
When I was about 6, I noticed that my Grandpa always leaned to one side when he farted. I asked him why, and he told me that if you farted while sitting, you would shoot to the moon, and you would get stuck there digging craters.
When I was younger, My Dad told me if I go outside and fart in a jar then close it, I could capture it and it would glow in the dark... I tried it.
When my step dad farts it sometimes makes sort of a quack sound, so when I was a kid, after he would fart, he would say "whoa, did you see that duck run by?!" Then I'd actually go looking for the duck. This also made me believe that ducks could run so fast that you couldn't see them, cuz every time "a duck ran by" I couldn't see it.
I used to think people farted whenever they drove by a gas station without stopping there, and that's why it's called "passing gas." It never occurred to me that it didn't always happen.
When my sister and I were younger I used to tell her that when people farted it left a bubble in the seat of their pants. She thought that's what butts were. People with big butts farted a lot and were very stinky.