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When I was younger, My Dad told me if I go outside and fart in a jar then close it, I could capture it and it would glow in the dark... I tried it.
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I used to believe my mom when she said that holding your farts in is toxic and could spread poison all over your body. I ducked out of many a room and went into many corners before I wised up!
When I was a little kid, I was horrified at how big adults’ butts were, and when I heard saxophones playing, I always pictured a row of naked adult butts swaying back-and-forth
I Used To Believe That Farts Are Ghosts Of Things We All Eat/Ate So I Was Afraid To Eat My Lunch Until I Realized Well Food Turns Into Farts That Is A-Okay!
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I thought that people were like cars because cars have exhaust pipes, and people fart.
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I used to believe that, when my mother took my temperature in my butt, if I farted it would make my temperature go higher.
I used to think when you farted, bubbles came out.
When I was twelve years old, my friend Jason was telling his friends that only guys farted, and that girls never did. Well, my farts were so smelly, and I thought I was male for three months until Jason convinced me that I was a girl. He also told me that girls farted too :3.
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When I was a kid someone told me that if you farted underwater, the bubbles would make you explode.
I never farted underwater...
i used to belive that you drive your car on the line in the street.
when I was a child, believed in the tooth fairy .When my teeth fell, I was sleeping and put the tooth under the pillow and the other day appeared money.
When ever I like a guy, I will tell him, "I'm going to fart.". And I do. If he runs- bye bye- if not, he get's laid.
When I was a kid in gym class, we went on the field to do some sprints. As we were lining up to race our classmates, I could feel a rumbling in my nether regions. "3....2....1....GO!!!" We all bolted, and as my belly desperately jiggled over to the other side of the field, the rumbles increased. Half way across the green, a woosh of air escaped my bum in several pieces. I guess by running it blocked and unblocked the fart flow, which sounded like a man clapping in the rain.
When I was in boot camp and a recruit farted, the drill instructor would yell "turn on the air conditioners" and that meant everyone had to start breathing very deeply through their nose and blowing out their mouths. I believed that was funny till after the first time.
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When I was about 3, I farted. It was the first time I ever relized what happened. So when it happened, I exclaimed "Mommy! My butt burped!".
When I were a kid my brother told me farting in public was illegal but they give you 16 and a half warnings before you get in trouble (he said the half warning would be really subtle!)
Once when I was a kid, I heard my mum fart and when I asked if that was her she replied: "No, mothers have lost their capapility to fart." For the longest time i believed her and couldn't wait until i bacame a mum so I didn't have to fart anymore.
I used to believe a fart was when air got trapped in your underwear and made a noise squeezing out of the elastic in your underwear's leg holes.
I used to think that some people had "stink glasses" and could see farts even if they were silent. I was to scared to let any go.