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i used to believe that every time i farted i was being jet propelled.

chuckipoo
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I used to believe that if you sniffed a really stinky fart, it would poison your insides and die.

Fartcheeks
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I used to believe that when I 'popped off', as long as I said 'Pardon me' it wouldn't smell. I hate to think how many times I farted in company and then quietly whispered 'pardon me', thinking no-one else would ever know what I had done!

Rosie
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for a lot of years i wouldn't fart in the winter, especially on cold days. i used to see the way your breath made visible 'clouds' and thought that if i farted, my bum would do the same thing. this was only proved to be wrong about 3 years ago when i asked my now husband to see if it did leave a cloud behind me...it's a wonder he still married me after that lol

PaganJay
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I used to beleive that the clouds were evrybodies farts. And if everybody kept farting soon the sky would be clogged up with cloud. It was when i was 8 in a geography class and i told the teacher the clouds were our farts that i found out that clouds werent our farts after a large amount of teasing

Bianca
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i once belive that if i farted it stunk really bad and smoged the earth and every one died except me!!

david willis --- wisconsin
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I used to thing that when you farted poison gas that would turn you into an animal and I wanted to fly and be a bird (I still do) so whenever I farted i'd turn around and see if I was a bird then said Oh *h*t missed again

If I didn't like someone I used to turn around and fart at them preying they'd become purple llamas O.o

Anon
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i use to believe that if you fart it is a sign that you need to go poop!!

Diana
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My cousin always told me if i hold in a burp or fart it will go back in and make ur slef bigger like a balloon! bc ur holding in air!

drew
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I use to believe I had holes in my bum cheeks for my farts to come out

jackL
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i used to belive when i farted green gas came out my bum

daniel rowan
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i never knew the word fart exsisted until i was about seven, i thought it was called "bustin' a bean" 'cause that's what my dad always called it, lol

kait
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when i first heard about heat sensor cameras, i always thought that most shops would have the cctv camera with this built in. i would never fart in a shop incase they were looking at the heat sensor camera, and see a big patch of heat coming out of my bum, i accidentally did one once, and i kept waiting for one of the shop staff to come over to laugh and point at me!
awwwwwwwwww

lue
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I used to think i giant green bubble would come out of your butt and pop when you farted, But then I looked in a mirror and farted, I was so disappointed

Josh
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When I was about 5-6 years old, I used to think that whenever someone farted, a little invisible man came out of ur butt, made the sound, and ran around the room stinking the place up with some sprayer he had.

Anon
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Everytime my dad farted he used to blame it on those damn ducks. My naive brothers and I believed my dad and everytime we heard him fart, we tried to find the ducks before they got away.

Alana
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when i was 8 or 9 i used to think that when i farted i couldn't breath in. that was cuz if something can smell so bad, then it MUST be poison

out of breath
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i used to think that when u farted bubbles came out your butt so I tried to look and see if it was true! My mum gave me funny looks!

Anon
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I used to believe that whenever u let one out there would be a line of green smoke behind u wherever u went, So I would always turn around and kinda woosh it away lol...

anonymous
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I didn't realize till later on in my young life...I'm 14...that pets farted. One day I smelt something that was a little unusual to say the least and I was the only one in the room I finally realized that my cat had let one and was staring up at me like nothing happened...My other cat runs from his farts!!!!

.....I have discovered the truth
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