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I had always believed that if you farted, green gas would come out! and if you would breathe it in, your face would turn green! how dumb was i?

green face farter
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My mom would fart and blame it on my cat Rose. I used to think Rose was the gassiest cat in the world. And I didn't realize that it wasn't my cat until I turned 15. It was when my mom was sitting by the cat and she farted and I looked over at my mom and go... "Mom, did you know that Rose only farts when she is around you?" she looked at me like I was the stupidest daughter ever!! lol I am a brunette who is blonde!!! lol

anna the shorty
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I used to think that to get the gas in the natural gas trucks, people farted into the back of the truck and closed the door really quick.

J
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when I was little I used to beleve that if you farted in a can and put it in the frezer, you would have a frozen fart for hot summer days.

(I tryed selling them,and had a buyer)
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the other day we were in class and my teacher had a stupid moment and she said her brain lost wind. then she went on to explain that her mother had told her daughter that it was not nice for little girls to fart or say fart so she told her to say that she had lost wind. The next day her daughter can running into the kitchen screaming i lost wind i lost wind. so now it is an inside joke in the class we all say our brains lost wind when we have a stupid moment.

Amanda
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When I was a kid and my father would fart he would tell me it was a mouse on a motorcycle.
I, of course, would go looking for it.

sid
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i used to believe that around 1000 humans used their fart at the tails and wings of aeroplanes to fly them

sreenivass
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I used to beleive that when if I farted, my brain would swell up, and then it would slowly leak out of my butt.

Brainy Leaker
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i used 2belive that when i farted it was my bumsinging

jay
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This is really silly but hey i was a kid!
Wen someone farted i used to hold my nose with my 2 little fingers and cover my ears with my pointing fingers, close my eyes and mouth...becos i didint want the 'toxic gas' getting into me through anywhere!

Polly Dolly
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i used to believe that if you farted in the shower you would then be contaminated by the smell and would have to wash your hair over again. I was a stupid child.

mildew
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Until I was about 6, I believed that nobody farted except the people in my family, because I never heard anybody else fart. Then, one day, I was walking with my older brother and a friend of his, who farted out loud. That, literally, blew my belief away.

last name rhymes with fartin'
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A friend of mine used to think that if she let a poot that she could sniff it all up in her nose so that no one else would smell it. yuck!

toothfairy
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A friend told me that a fart is a grogan screaming 2 get out!!!!!

screamers
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i used 2 believe that when you farted all your insides would come out thats why everyone went eww when you farted, i tried for ages not to fart and i used to get really upset when i did

sherminator
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I Used To believe that if you farted too much the air would go out of you and you will shrivel up and die.

Wildfire
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I belived that if I pushed my butt cheeks together then the fart would come out smaller.

Louie
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My mom had two cousins who convinced her that they could see farts. My mom could never find them so her cousins would draw pictures of them. The farts were perfect ovals and they were clear-ish and had smiley faces. It took her about 30 years to realize her cousins were lying.

Fart Faces
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My mom told me if you farted in bed your feet would turn brown.

Tracy
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i used to believe that when you farted you carried an invisible bubble attached to your butt and that is why the smell seemed to follow you around :)

beth
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