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When I was young I apparently had a curious belief about farting. My parents found this out when I announced, after one particularly loud fart, that I had a horn in my bottom.

Rich
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In elementary school, we all used to believe that there was a nerve between your eyebrows that, if pushed with your thumb, would prevent you from smelling someone's fart. This was called "corking it".

Anon
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To begin, you need a bit of background on my family: Dad's a lawyer, Mom's a medical researcher. And they're a bit careless with their references.

Anyway, I found a book called the Amazing Machine about the human body, and, being at the time in my machinery-fascination stage, started reading.

Then after dinnertime, I sat at the table and waited for several minutes. When Mom noticed me, she asked what I was waiting for.

To which I replied, "For someone to bring in this can of gas we're supposed to pass around after we eat."

Anon
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WHEN MY DAD WOULD FART HE WOULD ALWAYS SAY, "DID YOU HERE THAT FROG?"WE WOULD SAY YES AND IT STINKS.

Anon
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I was told that thunder was the sound of clouds bumping together after being split by lightening. Therefore, I believed farts were the sound of turds bumping together in your bowel.

Thor
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I used to think when I farted a brown bubble came out,so everytime I had to fart I went to a mirror to see if I could see the bubble.

p.s. I could never see that brown bubble.

GM
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My Dad would always say after he farted that he " Shot a bunny " My daughter had a bunny and was always scared that grandpa was going to shoot it. The day that the bunny died my daughter 6 at the time was very angry with grandpa she thought he shot her bunny.Time to call it a fart!!!

mama cheryl
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I used to believe that if you could just let one big fart out you would never have to fart again. I also didn't think that my parents had ever farted in their lives.

Lisa
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When I was little my mother told me that if I said "excuse me" after I farted it wouldn't smell. I believed her and I still sometimes catch myself saying excuse me after farting hoping that no one will notice the smell.

Vyki
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I used to believe that if you farted really hard, you could fart a hole in your pants. How dumb was that?

stargirl
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I used to believe that if I pumped in my sleep and breathed it in I would turn into a rotting turnip!

Quako
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I used to believe that if you sniffed up a stinky fart, that no one else could smell it. I tested my theory one day in class and when it didn't work, that's when I stopped believing.

I also used to believe when you farted, your "fart cloud" would float around the world.

I don't sniff my farts anymore.
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i used to believe that if you farted too loud, your butt would explode on everyone :)

butt-bomb
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I used to think that only one person could fart at a time, and every time you did, someone else would breathe it in then they would fart it out then someone else would breathe it in, and so on.

sammy moo
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I used to think when you smelled a fart, that you were breathing in tiny pieces of poop.

brandypandy
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i used to believe that if you didnt fart that you would throw your guts up

Anon
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i used to belive that if you farted and burped at the same-time your head would blow up or you would shrink because you let to much air out of your body!!!!

beauti princess
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I believed that if I held in my fart, it would travel up thru my intestines back thru my stomach and come out as a burp.

JW
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My father told me if I farted, my head would cave in!

Jae
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I was told that if you just let your farts out then eventually you would not be able to sop yourself farting - I was petrified, and had horrible visions of walking down the street farting uncontrolably (teriible thought)!!!!!

Never farts unless he can (really) help it!!!
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