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My mom used to say that if you farted to much ,when you got old that you butt would become loose and you wouldn't be able to hold you poop in and you'd poop your pants.
When I was young I apparently had a curious belief about farting. My parents found this out when I announced, after one particularly loud fart, that I had a horn in my bottom.
In elementary school, we all used to believe that there was a nerve between your eyebrows that, if pushed with your thumb, would prevent you from smelling someone's fart. This was called "corking it".
To begin, you need a bit of background on my family: Dad's a lawyer, Mom's a medical researcher. And they're a bit careless with their references.
Anyway, I found a book called the Amazing Machine about the human body, and, being at the time in my machinery-fascination stage, started reading.
Then after dinnertime, I sat at the table and waited for several minutes. When Mom noticed me, she asked what I was waiting for.
To which I replied, "For someone to bring in this can of gas we're supposed to pass around after we eat."
WHEN MY DAD WOULD FART HE WOULD ALWAYS SAY, "DID YOU HERE THAT FROG?"WE WOULD SAY YES AND IT STINKS.
I was told that thunder was the sound of clouds bumping together after being split by lightening. Therefore, I believed farts were the sound of turds bumping together in your bowel.
I used to think when I farted a brown bubble came out,so everytime I had to fart I went to a mirror to see if I could see the bubble.
p.s. I could never see that brown bubble.
My Dad would always say after he farted that he " Shot a bunny " My daughter had a bunny and was always scared that grandpa was going to shoot it. The day that the bunny died my daughter 6 at the time was very angry with grandpa she thought he shot her bunny.Time to call it a fart!!!
I used to believe that if you could just let one big fart out you would never have to fart again. I also didn't think that my parents had ever farted in their lives.
When I was little my mother told me that if I said "excuse me" after I farted it wouldn't smell. I believed her and I still sometimes catch myself saying excuse me after farting hoping that no one will notice the smell.
I used to believe that if you farted really hard, you could fart a hole in your pants. How dumb was that?
I used to believe that if I pumped in my sleep and breathed it in I would turn into a rotting turnip!
I used to believe that if you sniffed up a stinky fart, that no one else could smell it. I tested my theory one day in class and when it didn't work, that's when I stopped believing.
I also used to believe when you farted, your "fart cloud" would float around the world.
i used to believe that if you farted too loud, your butt would explode on everyone :)
I used to think that only one person could fart at a time, and every time you did, someone else would breathe it in then they would fart it out then someone else would breathe it in, and so on.
I used to think when you smelled a fart, that you were breathing in tiny pieces of poop.
i used to believe that if you didnt fart that you would throw your guts up
i used to belive that if you farted and burped at the same-time your head would blow up or you would shrink because you let to much air out of your body!!!!
I believed that if I held in my fart, it would travel up thru my intestines back thru my stomach and come out as a burp.
My father told me if I farted, my head would cave in!