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I used to think people farted whenever they drove by a gas station without stopping there, and that's why it's called "passing gas." It never occurred to me that it didn't always happen.
When my sister and I were younger I used to tell her that when people farted it left a bubble in the seat of their pants. She thought that's what butts were. People with big butts farted a lot and were very stinky.
My grandma told me that smelling people's farts would help us grow taller. I'm pretty sure she did it for her own amusement.
When I was younger, my grandpa used to tell me that no one could smell your farts if you did them around no one else. I didn't want anyone to smell my farts so I would run behind the couch every time I had to fart..even during family dinners.
If I farted around my sister when I was younger, she would tell me, "Girls aren't supposed to fart. I've never farted in my entire life." She had a innocent little girl year old thinking something was wrong with her for the next few years.
I thought that, when you would experience flatulence, a bubble would appear in your pants and the bigger the "release", the larger the bubble. This is why you wouldn't want to experience a large "release" in a public place because it was more likely that someone would notice.
i used to believe that if you could see farts, they would be green triangles
My dad told me when I was little that when you were sick you needed to fart to get the germs and posions out. If you didn't you would stay sick until you did.
I used to beleive that if you farted while running
you would run faster, So when i raced my friends
i always tried to fart.
If i farted in the tub the bubbles would be different shapes.
I used to think they if you farted with you pants on, the fart would stay in my pants and go back up your butt, and you'd never stop farting. So I used to pull down my pants to fart.. I stopped because it got embarrassing having to run and hide at school!
When I was young I believed that if you farted while you were at a gas station, that you had to hold your breath or the gas thingies would explode.
I also belived for a while that if you farted while you were next to a lamp, and if you farted right on the light bulb, it would turn on. Lol. :3
I use to believe that because it was cold outside and you could see your breath, that if I farted everyone could see it come out from my butt ((somehow through what i was wearing)) just like you could with your breath.
i used to believe that when you farted, a cloud of green gas would come out of my arse
Apparently, my mom and her friends were very ladylike. Until I was about 23 and living with my fiancee, I was utterly convinced that females were physically incapable of farting.
I believed that when you farted, bubbles came out from your bum. And I couldn't figure out how come there were never any just hanging around. And then one day I figured it out! The bubbles were popping on our clothes (underwear), of course! It made total sense.
when i was little, my parents put a jar on top of the refrigerator, and anytime any of us farted or belched, we had to put a whole dollar in the jar....boy, did i lose my weekly allowances very quickly.....
I used to believe that when I farted, i could smell up all the stench before anyone else could smell it.
When I was little and farted my mother would insist I say "excuse me". I never heard her say excuse me so I thought only kids farted!
i used to think if you put ur butt on somes ones butt and farted into it you could give them ur fart and then that person could fart it out.