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When I was younger my Dad used to tell my if I farted too much my ass would fall off, so I tried not to fart and I ran up to him a few week later telling him it had fallen off when I got in the bath.
One of my good friends in 5th grade, whom I considered one of the smart kids, we all were, it was a smart school....well anyway she told me farts were nothing but air off the dookie...when u think about it it kind of makes sense, it certainly smells like air from the dookie
my mom told me girls shouldnt fart its not lady like. but i found it simply hilarious but every time i did it she gave me this look so once i put a air freshener in my pants and hopped she wouldn't notice.
i believed that if you farted too much in a room and you were to light a flame your house would blow up
At 6 yrs old, my prankster of a daughter made the smelliest, lactose intolerant fart you could imagine,
right in the middle of a party. She wanted to "share" the moment, so she yelled, "does anyone smell fire"? Natural instincts made everyone take a huge sniff to smell the smoke, only to find out what she let out. Gross!
growing up near the mexican border my mom was used to not being understood by spanish-speaking kids so she thought they wouldn't understand any noises she made; burping, farting ect.
When I was little my mom told me if you dont fart then your a robot and she never farted and im like MY MOMS A ROBOT!!!
When I was little me and my dad would say "Did you hear that toad?" when one of us farted, so I really thought that toads lived up your butt. One day at preschool I farted and was like, "Did you hear that TOAD??!!" Everyone laughed at me after that, but now it's pretty funny. At least I think so. :(
when i was a little girl, i beleived that women didnt have bums, because i never heard my mom fart.
i used to believe that my stufft animals could toot cuz my dad used to fart and blame it on my kitty kitty. so i believed it up till collage. and it waz scarry when my room mate farted and blammed it on kittey kittey.
I was sitting in the car when I was about 5 and saw crumbs from potato chips all crushed up on the seat and I asked "Mummy, are they my farts?" my mother had no idea what to say...
I used to believe that kings and queens and members of royal families don't fart, wee or poo..
i used to believe that the big water tanks were fart tanks and you were assigned to a color according on what color your house was.
so your parents took you when you were sleeping to the top of the fart tanks and stuck a hose up your butt and pumped all the farts for your whole year on new years eve thats why you stayed up so late so you could get to the tanks first. and so whenever we drove pass a tank i plugged my nose so i didnt have to smell all the farts
Up until the age of about 13, whenever I farted or burped when drinking I would use my hand to scoop out all the air from the cup so I wouldn't be drinking my fart =P
Because i could not see them, i thought my farts came out as green bubbles
When I was little i misheard the famous lines from Romeo and Juliett. I thought she was saying "Romeo, Romeo where fart thou Romeo." I was confused and thought he just had really bad gas.
When I was young I used to believe that when you burp that it was a fart out of your mouth.
When I was about 5 I told my family that I felt bad for God - Since farts are hot air and hot air rises - God must live with all the farts from the world!
i used to belive farting made me magic and i could fly with all the gas, but that didnt work
when i was about 7, my best friend decided that girls toot and boys fart...lol
i thought it was funny....idk why though.