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I used to think that you could get balloons only at a gas station, where a line of men would fart into it until it was full.
when i was young, my aunt would tell me and my cousin that if we fart, she would call the children police and that they would come and arrest us in the middle of night! i would always try to hold it in or wouldn't sleep to see what happens if my brother farts!
When I was younger my dad told me that he had what was called a 'poot jar.' He said that everyone had one and if I misbehaved he would take it out and open it and make me smell it.
when i was little, my dad used to say that when you farted, it was the first sign of a poop.
When I was about six or seven my Dad told me that the hospital sold corks for children who farted too much to hold it all in! I believed him for quite some time.... at least it got me to go away from him to fart I guess.
My neice thought that when you burped it was a fart coming out of your mouth.
She looked at us and would say
"Whoops I just farted in my mouth"
I used to believe tht if you ate a lot of beans and flapped your wings, you could "FartFly". You would fly up into the clouds and be able to go anywhere until your "gas" ran out. I even held small "classes" about FartFlying with my parents and stuff.
Sadly, I could never actually fly myself because I hated-and hate- the taste of beans.
I believe that if you ate beans you would fart so hard you could fly
I used to belive that when I farted I would wet my pants so because pee would come out with my fart
my mom told me that if i held in too many farts, i would explode. i took it seriously.
When my sister and I where little we would get in bed with my mom when my dad would leave for work at 2am. Every time we would get in bed she would tell us if we farted in bed our feet would turn brown. I believed this for many years. Now I have a son of my own Im going to tell him the same thing because its so funny.
i used to believe that if you farted soooo hard that your butt would explode becuase i knew this lady, who had a huge butt so i figured she just farted all the time...i dont know how i came up with this
My brother used to believe that if he farted into a plastic easter egg, then closed it fast enough, he could store the smell and use it as a stink bomb in the future.
my dad always says that when he farts leaning over to the side makes it cum out easier, and that way he could tell if it was going to smell or not... later i relized the only reason he lened to the side is because he wanted to fart on me!!!!!!!
My little sister asked my dad one day "When you fart what comes out of your butt? Is it smoke?" He told her it wasn't smoke then she asked "Is it steam?" He replied you might have steam coming out of your butt, but it's not coming out of mine.
I was about 6 and thought my family invented the fart because I never heard anyone outside my family do it.
My sister used to belive that if anyone around her just happened to say ickstam nemoiy sha-la-la (what an odd thing to say), it would cause her to fart.
when i was on the toilet my farting said somthing in french
I used to believe that when you fart, your tummy was breathing!
I used to believe that whenever my dad farted (which he did WAY to much) that it was a duck quacking somewhere.