farting

My 5 year old cousin informed me that he gets his hair cut at "Fart Kids", where instead of cutting your hair, they fart it off.

Anon

I used to think farts were air you had breathed in and out loads of times and was 'used'

Anon

I once overheard someone saying "Whaddya mean! Girls can't fart!" Umm, well. Anyway. I used to believe that farts were natural bombs.

What does what mean?

When I was little, my mom didn't like the word "fart" so she used "smelly windy" in it's place. I didn't even know what a fart was until I was 8!

Anon

I used to think that you could get balloons only at a gas station, where a line of men would fart into it until it was full.

Kate

when i was young, my aunt would tell me and my cousin that if we fart, she would call the children police and that they would come and arrest us in the middle of night! i would always try to hold it in or wouldn't sleep to see what happens if my brother farts!

Anon

When I was younger my dad told me that he had what was called a 'poot jar.' He said that everyone had one and if I misbehaved he would take it out and open it and make me smell it.

Kyle

when i was little, my dad used to say that when you farted, it was the first sign of a poop.

Shane

When I was about six or seven my Dad told me that the hospital sold corks for children who farted too much to hold it all in! I believed him for quite some time.... at least it got me to go away from him to fart I guess.

Corky

My neice thought that when you burped it was a fart coming out of your mouth.

She looked at us and would say

"Whoops I just farted in my mouth"

Sonicgenki

I used to believe tht if you ate a lot of beans and flapped your wings, you could "FartFly". You would fly up into the clouds and be able to go anywhere until your "gas" ran out. I even held small "classes" about FartFlying with my parents and stuff.

Sadly, I could never actually fly myself because I hated-and hate- the taste of beans.

xskull@myway.com

I believe that if you ate beans you would fart so hard you could fly

FartFlyer

I used to belive that when I farted I would wet my pants so because pee would come out with my fart

stupid

my mom told me that if i held in too many farts, i would explode. i took it seriously.

ginger

i used to believe that if you farted soooo hard that your butt would explode becuase i knew this lady, who had a huge butt so i figured she just farted all the time...i dont know how i came up with this

SILLY SILLY SILLY LILY

my dad always says that when he farts leaning over to the side makes it cum out easier, and that way he could tell if it was going to smell or not... later i relized the only reason he lened to the side is because he wanted to fart on me!!!!!!!

retard

My little sister asked my dad one day "When you fart what comes out of your butt? Is it smoke?" He told her it wasn't smoke then she asked "Is it steam?" He replied you might have steam coming out of your butt, but it's not coming out of mine.

Anon