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I used to believe that whenever my dad farted (which he did WAY to much) that it was a duck quacking somewhere.
if u swallow bubble gum u will fart bubbles
I used to believe that once you get older you stop farting.
my friend told me that if you burp and fart at the same time you will explode, i didnt believe her so i tried and tried but i have never been able to do it.
I use to beleive farts were brown and in the shape oh a box. Man...
i used to think if you didnt fart you would float away into the sky because i was weird like that. that was 23 years ago
I used to belive that kids did not fart.
When i was smaller, i thought that when you farted, it produced a bubble on the outside of your buttcrack, and then it popped.
Really random thought, I know, I know.
When he was little, my dad used to think that farts were laughing gas; because whenever you farted, people laughed!
I remeber when i was young my nana used to say that when you farted you were letting some of your soul escape. So i used to hold it in until i got really bad cramps. Needless to say i stopped believing when i was rushed into hospital.
I used to believe that if you farted too hard and the heat was on,thehouse would blow up because of the noxious gas and the mix of heat together.So one day in the winter,I made my brother try it.I held him up to the radiator,he farted REALLY BAD,and i ran down the front stairs and outside in the freezing cold holding my brother close to me.The neighbors shoveling their yards stared at us and laughed.I was so embarrassed and my brother started to cry.we went back inside and i NEVER tried that again.too bad it didn't blow up after all of that embarrassment!
When I was 5 my sister told me that if you farted a fairy would appear and grant you 3 wishes. I wished for more farts lol
My mom's friend would tell me that if someone farted you had to say a number and who ever said a number last ate the fart. LOL
When I was younger, I had a friend who told me that if you farted and then immediately turned off the light, the fart couldn't find you.
i used to think that, because i knew hot air rises, that if a girl with long hair farted, you would see a bubble shape rising up under her hair until it poped out at the top of her head!
when i was younger i thought that if you farted by a raidiator your bum would explode!
When I was little, I used to think that people don't smell my farts whenever I hold my breath in.
I have a friend who things that if you don't let all the air out when you yawn it will turn into a burp and if you dont burp it'll turn into a fart
I used to think that farting was invented when i was 3.
Before i was born, i thought they didnt exisit!
I had heard the term "old fart" used disparagingly since as far back as I can remember but I didn't know why "old and "fart" went together but I was never short on imagination. My *final conclusion* as a kid of about six or seven was the result recalling a kind of "fecal" odor that I often smelled when my granduncle (Who was *very* close to me and took me absolutely everywhere with him right up until his death -- just one week before my 9th birthday.) stopped to chat up some rather elderly men, some about his age, most were older. Although my granduncle himself had no such odor I suddenly had the thought that when people got very old, especially men, they couldn't control their bowels very well and no longer could wipe their bums very effectively.Thus, the term "old fart" suddenly *made sense* to me!
I believed this for a very long time and I still don't know the *actual* origin of the term, "old fart."