body functions: farting

I used to believe my mom when she said that holding your farts in is toxic and could spread poison all over your body. I ducked out of many a room and went into many corners before I wised up!

When I was little I thought that if you farted the smell would stay by your butt. So whenever I did I'd try to make sure to stay away from people, and under NO circumstances turn my back to anyone close by.

I used to believe that a fart was a bubble (like a soap bubble) with a little chunk of poo in it. When the bubble burst, it made the fart sound and the smell of the poo-chunk would come out.

my dad always says that when he farts leaning over to the side makes it cum out easier, and that way he could tell if it was going to smell or not... later i relized the only reason he lened to the side is because he wanted to fart on me!!!!!!!

When I was about 6 years old my mother told me "Mom's don't fart." I actually belived for most of my childhood that when a woman becomes a mother they lose their ability to fart.

When I was little i thought that when i farted, it ment that my butt burped

when i was little i noticed that my sister farted alot.........my mom once told me that if u farted alot ur butt would burst and u would rip ur pants........my sister cried but she couldnt stop,,,,,,,,,,,,y?

i used to believe that if you farted soooo hard that your butt would explode becuase i knew this lady, who had a huge butt so i figured she just farted all the time...i dont know how i came up with this

When I was little, my mom didn't like the word "fart" so she used "smelly windy" in it's place. I didn't even know what a fart was until I was 8!

I used to think that farting was flarting.

If I farted around my sister when I was younger, she would tell me, "Girls aren't supposed to fart. I've never farted in my entire life." She had a innocent little girl year old thinking something was wrong with her for the next few years.

as i kid (about 4 or 5) my mother asked me to assist my younger sister in going to the toilet as she was busy with some friends who had come round for coffee. Once in the bathroom, it in fact turned out little sis in fact only needed to fart. Upon returning downstairs and announcing to my mother and her highly amused friends that it wasnt a poo, but in fact 'a burp that comes out of your bottom', It took me some years before I learnt the word fart

I used to believe that farts were triangular with the ends rounded so they wounded hurt.

I used to beleive that when if I farted, my brain would swell up, and then it would slowly leak out of my butt.

when I was young I used to believe that underwear was a filter for farts. so then I thought that if I didn't wear any underwear they could smell worse. then I decided to play a joke on my brothers. so one day my brothers were in the living room watching TV. I decided not to wear any underwear, just my pants and I started running in circles and farting really hard and loud in the living room with my brothers in it so they could smell it. I had eaten a can of beans that day. And I kept saying, my farts are not filtered. but then, to my surprise, one of the farts came out wet and from that day on I always wore a pair.

I believe that if you ate beans you would fart so hard you could fly