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when i was little, my dad used to say that when you farted, it was the first sign of a poop.

Shane
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i used to belive farting made me magic and i could fly with all the gas, but that didnt work

bryce
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When my brother Paul was a young child, he would fart constantly! This earned him the nickname of "Stinky." My sister and I would yell at him all the time to stop, saying it was disgusting. My mother would DEFEND him, saying,"Leave the baby alone! It's POISON! If he holds it in, it will make him SICK! He must've really believed her, because today, he is 32 years old, and he hasn't changed one stinkin' bit...

Rose Anne, Mahopac
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I used to believe that people only fart when they drink Pepsi.And farts were produced to tease people with bad smell.If we smelled those farts , we could even die.

Omer Bari
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I used to believe that if you could just let one big fart out you would never have to fart again. I also didn't think that my parents had ever farted in their lives.

Lisa
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I used to believe a fart was when air got trapped in your underwear and made a noise squeezing out of the elastic in your underwear's leg holes.

Nikki
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When I was little my mom used to tell me I was killing the o-zone layer with my poo-gases.

Julianna
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When I was 5 my brother told me to strech a huge wad of gum over my bum. And then fart to make fart bubbles.This was fun

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fart bubbles!!

fart bubbles
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my butt was alive cause every time i farted i thought it exhaled

Anon
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Ahh, childhood...so many stories.

A friend of my moms (still friends) use to tell me and my brother not to fart around cigarettes or a match cause our butts would 'blow off'. I wasn't afraid of something that never happened so on that same day we went to pick up my mom from work, I leaned to the front seat and asked.

"Mommy, if I put a match to my butt and fart...will it blow up?"

There was a pause, my mom looked at her friend and her friend looked like a frog holding in air, then BOOOOM!! Burst of laughter and I knew that the woman friend was lying the whole time.

KittDawn
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I believe that if tou farted in publc a
gas bubble will pop out and explode in your face, well thats what someone told me anyway.

Susan
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when i 5years some of my friends ate some biscuits in my granfathers house with-out asking permmision, so next time they called around he opened the tin and farted in it when my friends took the lid off the tin the smell was really bad and he told them that if they did not go home and drink lots of caster oil they would be very ill after they had gone I asked him if I sould have some caster oil but he said he was only Joking but I bilieved him at the time.

John
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I used to believe that if you farted when it was cold it would look green instead of the normal steam that your breath makes.

kyle
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I had heard the term "old fart" used disparagingly since as far back as I can remember but I didn't know why "old and "fart" went together but I was never short on imagination. My *final conclusion* as a kid of about six or seven was the result recalling a kind of "fecal" odor that I often smelled when my granduncle (Who was *very* close to me and took me absolutely everywhere with him right up until his death -- just one week before my 9th birthday.) stopped to chat up some rather elderly men, some about his age, most were older. Although my granduncle himself had no such odor I suddenly had the thought that when people got very old, especially men, they couldn't control their bowels very well and no longer could wipe their bums very effectively.Thus, the term "old fart" suddenly *made sense* to me!
I believed this for a very long time and I still don't know the *actual* origin of the term, "old fart."

George O.
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when i was little my unkle tony(who is funny but really discusting) told my that farts were magical and to put them in a jar. well i did and i actully pooped in it once!

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if u swallow bubble gum u will fart bubbles

Tank girl
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My sister used to belive that if anyone around her just happened to say ickstam nemoiy sha-la-la (what an odd thing to say), it would cause her to fart.

Rae
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My little sister asked my dad one day "When you fart what comes out of your butt? Is it smoke?" He told her it wasn't smoke then she asked "Is it steam?" He replied you might have steam coming out of your butt, but it's not coming out of mine.

Anon
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i used to think if you put ur butt on somes ones butt and farted into it you could give them ur fart and then that person could fart it out.

dave
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I used to think farts were called Kermies.. so I always associated them with Kermit the Frog. I got laughed at in PRESCHOOL for that one!

KJ
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