farting

I used to call farts, hearts which my parents thought was really cute. They never corrected me and I could tell them in public, "I hearted" and it never was rude

Amanda

my friend used to believe that if you didn't fart when you needed to it would go up and surround your heart and give you a heart attack

Felicity

When I was younger, I used to think that farts were food in the gas form, and that they would shoot out if it got too crowded in the stomach.

Laura

my aunt told me i did this when i was little and she was babysitting me. i was sitting on the toilet and i farted and then i said oops excuse me, my potty burped.

i dont think so

There's really no polite way to say this, but for the longest time, I never knew that boys...well, fart. At home, it was always just me and my mom, and of course it never came up at school.

Then when I was ten, my step-brother came along. He wasn't shy by any means, and he left me astounded, frankly.

Even now, four years later, the idea of both sexes farting still seems so weird, I still can't bring myself to do it in front of him. I always have to trot off to the bathroom, cheeks firmly squeezed....

Isabelle

Up until the age of about 13, whenever I farted or burped when drinking I would use my hand to scoop out all the air from the cup so I wouldn't be drinking my fart =P

SkankScooper

when i was 5, i used to think that farts were invisible poop.

Anon

when I was a child, believed in the tooth fairy .When my teeth fell, I was sleeping and put the tooth under the pillow and the other day appeared money.

Fanny

I used to think that when you farted, it meant that you had to poop. I realized that this was a fallacy one day when i went to go poop about 20 times, and nothing came out. in case you're wondering, i had hotdogs, baked beans, and cole slaw the night before.

Peter

i always thought that when you fart it meant you would have to poop very soon. so whenever i farted i made sure i went to the bathroom as quickly as possible so i wouldn't poop on the floor!

zoey

I used to think that a queef was just a regular fart, NOT the kind of fart that cometh from a woman's inner area. When I was around 18, I had told my boyfriend at the time about how my best friend and I would go around saying "I queefed". He then asked me if I knew what it really meant. Of course I didn't know that it could mean anything else, and when I asked him what it really was, he wouldn't tell me (being that he was a little more sexually adept than I was). Anyway, I found out the true meaning when I was 21--my roomie and some friends set me straight during a discussion on bodily functions.
Rat Boy, I hate you for not telling me before!

Gassy

I used to think i giant green bubble would come out of your butt and pop when you farted, But then I looked in a mirror and farted, I was so disappointed

Josh

In elementary school I used to be starved for attention so if I was bored I would try to fart as loud as possible and everyone would laugh and pay attention to me. The more the teachers told me to stop the more I would want to fart. I found out if I ate lots of canned meat my farts would be loud and smelly and cause quite the commotion.

beastiegirlll

My dad always saya "did you here that frog?" when he farted lol

ribbit!

I was once told my a elder friend of mine (sure he knew it wasnt true) that in his school, the teacher's chair had a pipe connect from the middle of the chair to the toilet to enable him to fart. He also told me that the students would know, when the teacher attempts to align when he is seated.

I was probably 7 or 8 then, and gave a hard thought to the story, I was half hearted to believe as I didnt see any such thing in my school. But eventually did decide to believe after 3 days of 'deliberation' with myself.

SMK

I used to believe that I fart a lot, trap all my farts in a plastic bag and then inhale them the way I did with the hellion balloons, my voice would become like Donalt Duck's voice. In fact, I used to do that at school, i.e. fart in bags and inhale the gas to impress my school mates, but obviously without any results. My voice would stay the same, but I would get a bad breath!

mar

When I was younger my best friend told me that if I farted, burped and sneezed all at the same time, then I would die. I have yet to find out if it is true!

L

I Used To believe that if you farted too much the air would go out of you and you will shrivel up and die.

Wildfire

i used to think if you didn't fart within 1 year when you were about to fart you'd explode.

josh

When my twin sis and I were little, our older sister farted and when we started freaking out saying, "Brooke you farted!" She told us that she didn't do it. My twin and I knew that we didn't so of course we denied her saying she didn't pass the gas. She replied, "I didn't fart because I'm a princess and I'm pretty and pretty princesses don't fart!"

I believed her, but my twin didn't.....

Valerie