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When I was younger, My Dad told me if I go outside and fart in a jar then close it, I could capture it and it would glow in the dark... I tried it.
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When my twin sis and I were little, our older sister farted and when we started freaking out saying, "Brooke you farted!" She told us that she didn't do it. My twin and I knew that we didn't so of course we denied her saying she didn't pass the gas. She replied, "I didn't fart because I'm a princess and I'm pretty and pretty princesses don't fart!"
I believed her, but my twin didn't.....
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If you farted it would eat the skin off your butt
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My boyfriend apparently thinks he has amphibian farts. Every time he lets one go, he mentions "Frogs".
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when iwas like 9yrs old i believed that i had to do 2 farts after whatever i ate or else i would explode i always blamed it on the food i still do
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whenever i farted i used to believe that i sneezed because whenever i did fart, someone would always say "god bless you"
I once overheard someone saying "Whaddya mean! Girls can't fart!" Umm, well. Anyway. I used to believe that farts were natural bombs.
I used to thing that when you farted poison gas that would turn you into an animal and I wanted to fly and be a bird (I still do) so whenever I farted i'd turn around and see if I was a bird then said Oh *h*t missed again
If I didn't like someone I used to turn around and fart at them preying they'd become purple llamas O.o
i used to believe that if you farted too loud, your butt would explode on everyone :)
I used to think that I was the FIRST person in the world who ever farted, I kept referring to people after they farted as copy cats. I would proceed to inhale deeply to put thefart back in my head so I DIDN'T FORGET HOW TO fart.
i used 2belive that when i farted it was my bumsinging
My friends grandmother would say after breaking wind.There goes an aeroplane you'll smell the exhaust soon.
I now say thats the floor creaking
I believed that if you farted and lit a match, there would be an explosion. I tried and it didn't work :(
My favorite excuse:
Must be those trouser geese again!
I used to believe that if somebody farts while drinking his/ her hot chocolate, their drink will smell of poo.
Never hold back a fart. if you do it builds up in your brain and causes shitty ideas
i used to believe that when you farted, a cloud of green gas would come out of my arse
when my sister was little, she believed that when you farted it came out of your mouth and when you burped it came out of your butt...now you may not think its funny...but then it was hilarious.
i used to believe that my stufft animals could toot cuz my dad used to fart and blame it on my kitty kitty. so i believed it up till collage. and it waz scarry when my room mate farted and blammed it on kittey kittey.
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My dad used to call farts 'tundra rats' but I thought he was calling them 'thunder rats'. I only realized that he was calling them 'tundra rats' a few years ago.