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For a large part of my life growing up, i constantly had little aches in my arms and legs, i asked my mom why they hurt, she told me that they were groin pains. this went on for years, till one day i asked what she ment by groin pain. I have never seen her laugh so hard in her life, she told me after she caught her breath that they werent groin pains, but gro"WING" pains.
I used to belief that i was a lefty because my heart was on the left side, and that people who where right handed had their heart on the right side
I use to believe that oompa loompas were inside our bodies making it function, i.e. pumping the heart and digesting our food
At age 5 my babysitter told me that me that my insides would collape if I sneezed and farted at the same time.
I used to believe that the space left behind when you lost a tooth was much like a black hole, and that if I stuck my tongue to far into the little hole my tongue would get sucked up by my head and I would never have it again.
I used to be an avid milk drinker when i was 7. I thought the more you drank the bigger your chest would be when you got older.
I used to believe that whenever someone hic-uped their bones were growing. Hence the little jumps meant your bones were pushing each other away to make room for more bone!
When I was younger, I used to believe people couldn't hear you humming, until in the second grade I got scolded at for humming.
When i was little i thought that the soul was a physical part of your body that looked like shell pasta
I used to think that everyone had a ball of hair wound tight inside their head. The ball would unwind and our hair would grow, but when there was no more ball of hair, you went bald. Everyone had different size balls of hair in their cranium and depending on how big your ball was, determined how long until you went bald.
I once asked my father why people yawn. He replied that it was "your body telling you to find shelter." I believed him for years.
For a large part of my childhood, my family had me believing that I had a freckle that would apper on my nose when I blinked.
My mom told me and my brother that if we sniffed instead of blow our noses that our heads would explode. I believed it for a long time and would always freak out when my friends would sniff. I was so scared they're heads would explode
My uncle likes to dry his body with a hair dryer. When he was little, my cousin thought that was what hair dryers were for until he saw his mom using one.
When I was in elementary school, I believed my heart moved across my chest throughout the day.
I used to think that at the age of 13 or 14 your thumb became detachable.
I thought little green men lived in your body and controlled you from the inside like a machine.
My dad told me once when i was young that when i had an earache it was because i had a potato in my ear, so for years after that i walked around trying to dig the potato out that i never managed to get when it was sore
When I was seven I asked my mom what was a migraine. She replied that it was "the mother of all headaches". So for several years after that, I thought a migraine was something you got when your mother had a headache.
As a child I like to drink dill pickle juice. My mother not knowing if this was good for me told me that if I drank to much of it would turn my blood into water. I would drink some and then look at my veins. Seeing they were still blue and would say to myself, "OK I can still drink some more, so I did."