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When I was little I used to think that if one of your nose hairs came out then there now was something in the world that you cant smell anymore.

Anon

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I thought little green men lived in your body and controlled you from the inside like a machine.

— VerySpecial

when I was a kid I did everything with both hands: even when I could do something with one hand, I should do it over with my other hand. this came from the believe that if I only used my dominant hand, the other would feel wronged and do something to me....no idea where I got this from

— mina

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When i was younger i used to think water and swet were the same thing so when i sweted i would drink it.

— Murrin

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I used to think that if I made a silly face, it would stick that way.

— KP

i believe that elves live in ur head and video everything u see n when u blink they change film and ur poop is there laundry shoot and when u think ur hearing things its just the elves

— sarhay

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When I was about three years old I was bleeding for the first time. My choice of words for the ordeal: leaking.

Anon

My dad told me once when i was young that when i had an earache it was because i had a potato in my ear, so for years after that i walked around trying to dig the potato out that i never managed to get when it was sore

— Dustin

I used to believe that the space left behind when you lost a tooth was much like a black hole, and that if I stuck my tongue to far into the little hole my tongue would get sucked up by my head and I would never have it again.

Anon

i use to believe that mr.clean was listerine beucause of the guy with the shiny teeth.After a year i had to go to the hospital because my teeth turned blue.

— alex

also when i was little maybe 6...I belived a paste maker actually made paste. Like tooth paste. My Aunt had just recently got a fake heart (paste maker) and i over heared her and my mom talking about her surgery. I poped up and siad. " Where does all the tooth paste go?" She looked at me funny for a while and then relized what i ment and started laughing.

— Sarah/texas/20

when i was younger, I used to think that blind peuple could see in black and white

Anon

I used to believe that when my stomach growled, it was Jesus with Lion in my heart .

Anon

I used to believe that all people wearing head phone are deff.

— Diloshan

Because the first black person I was ever around chewed tobacco and snuff, I used to believe that that Negros had brown spit.

— Monty

I used to believe I was like everyone else-until I learned I had no reflexes. They have been tested many, many times and my leg never moves when a hammer taps my knee.

— Sobolsia

I used to think that at the age of 13 or 14 your thumb became detachable.

— J.

i used to believe that if u scratched ur butt it would go mouldy because of the little gremlin that works in your belly and butt getting rid of your food and now i believe that scratching your butt is discusting anyway so why even try that!! (i didnt try it of course......) i was only little!!

— butt scratcher

when i was in sixth grade i didn't know what masturbating was and someone asked me if i masturbated and i thought they meant masticate so i said yes because of course i chew my food and everyone laughed at me

— JiJi

I used to believe that Chinese people blew on their hands and rubbed them together to wash them.

Anon

My uncle likes to dry his body with a hair dryer. When he was little, my cousin thought that was what hair dryers were for until he saw his mom using one.

Anon

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