weeing & pooing

When I was little I believed that if you were eating while going #2 you would fart REALLY loud and continue to fart loud over and over until after you'd swallowed the food. I always made sure to swallow any food before sitting down!

Anon

Not me, but one old school friend of mine used to believe that "chamber" meant urine because of the phrase "chamber pot".

Anon

Since I have dark skin, and poop is obviously brown, I thought that light skinned people had light colored poop. For some reason, I just couldn't imagine light skinned people having poop that wasn't their color. I also thought that cats and dogs were exempt to my theory, meaning they all had brown poop no matter what color they were.

Anon

When I was younger, I used to believe when I used the bathroom that an alligator lived in the sewer and ate or drank my business. Poop was the food. pee was the drinks or the poop sauce. Diarrhea was soup. I was a very weird child.

Michal Davis

I used to think that fat people were full of poop, and if they would just poop more, they would stop being fat.

Anon

When i was little, i thought dogs poop from their tails.

Anon

I used to think that if you poop and pee enough on the floor, you could summon a poop monster that you can ride on and use to battle. Me and my brother tried making poop monsters n the bathroom so we can battle with them, like in Pokemon, but it didn't work. We ended up pooping all over the floor and making our mom mad.

Aubrey

I used to think that if you held in your poop too long, it would melt inside you and become diarrhea.

Anon

I used to think it was true that only ugly girls poop and I thought I was an ugly girl because I pooped

Anon

I used to think boys pooped out from their penis and girls pooped out from their vagina.

Anon

After I heard about infection coming from poop, I thought touching it would make your body turn into poop. I guess your butt would have to be protected somehow.

Anon

I was 6 the first time I saw an obese person, a classmate's mom. I thought that because she had a bigger butt that her poop was much bigger in diameter...

Donna

When I was little I believed that when you pooped alligators would rise up out of the sewer and into your toilet to eat it.

Joe

When I was 5 or 6, I used to believe that if I pooed too hard that my guts would fall out, because I thought my butt connected directly to the inside of the body. I was scared of pooing for a long time until I learned about the digestive system.

Marco

I used to believe that I could only poo at night! Maybe it was because both poo and night were "dark".

Toilet

when i was a kid, my grandma convinced me that she never needed to fart or take a crap, and that she peed very rarely, only once or twice a year. both me and my brother believed she must have been chubby due to all that crap she never took.

betterkeepthisoneasecret

I used to think that women became pregnant through contact with pee. I was afraid my friend would pee in the pool and the women swimming there would become pregnant.

Aleksandr