weeing and pooing
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I used to believe girls peed out of their butt.
Bob
top belief!
I thought it was physically impossible to wet yourself once you were potty trained or wet the bed if you were eleven or older.
When I was little I believed that if you were eating while going #2 you would fart REALLY loud and continue to fart loud over and over until after you'd swallowed the food. I always made sure to swallow any food before sitting down!
Not me, but one old school friend of mine used to believe that "chamber" meant urine because of the phrase "chamber pot".
Since I have dark skin, and poop is obviously brown, I thought that light skinned people had light colored poop. For some reason, I just couldn't imagine light skinned people having poop that wasn't their color. I also thought that cats and dogs were exempt to my theory, meaning they all had brown poop no matter what color they were.
When I was younger, I used to believe when I used the bathroom that an alligator lived in the sewer and ate or drank my business. Poop was the food. pee was the drinks or the poop sauce. Diarrhea was soup. I was a very weird child.
Michal Davis
I used to think that fat people were full of poop, and if they would just poop more, they would stop being fat.
When i was little, i thought dogs poop from their tails.
I used to think that if you poop and pee enough on the floor, you could summon a poop monster that you can ride on and use to battle. Me and my brother tried making poop monsters n the bathroom so we can battle with them, like in Pokemon, but it didn't work. We ended up pooping all over the floor and making our mom mad.
Aubrey
I used to think that if you held in your poop too long, it would melt inside you and become diarrhea.
I used to think it was true that only ugly girls poop and I thought I was an ugly girl because I pooped
I used to think boys pooped out from their penis and girls pooped out from their vagina.
After I heard about infection coming from poop, I thought touching it would make your body turn into poop. I guess your butt would have to be protected somehow.
I was 6 the first time I saw an obese person, a classmate's mom. I thought that because she had a bigger butt that her poop was much bigger in diameter...
Donna
top belief!
When I was 5, I thought everyone had a different colour for their poop. I was really annoyed mine was brown, I wanted blue.
Rainbowpoop
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When I was little I was at my grandma's house when my aunt changed my girl cousin's diapers in front of me. I noticed she didn't have a penis and asked my aunt how she peed. My aunt said "it comes out when it needs to" so I thought girls had retractable penises.
Coyote
When I was little I believed that when you pooped alligators would rise up out of the sewer and into your toilet to eat it.
Joe
When I was 5 or 6, I used to believe that if I pooed too hard that my guts would fall out, because I thought my butt connected directly to the inside of the body. I was scared of pooing for a long time until I learned about the digestive system.
Marco
I used to believe that I could only poo at night! Maybe it was because both poo and night were "dark".
Toilet
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When I was in school, a girl named Jennifer told me that everybody poops except girls named Jennifer. Later I met somebody named Amy in a discussion group I was in. One day she told the group that her parents almost named her Jennifer before deciding on Amy. I said, "Oh my gosh, Amy must get constipated just thinking about that!". Everyone in the group either gave me the strangest look or said "Whaaaat???" as if I'd said something that made no sense at all. I'm still wondering if Jennifer lied to me.
Natalie
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