i used to believe

Established in 2002 and now featuring 74797 beliefs!

sections

animals
at home
bad habits
body functions
body parts
death
food
grown-ups
kids
language
make-believe
media
music
nature
neighbourhood
people
religion
school
science
sex
the law
the past
the world
time
toilets
transport

weeing & pooing

Show most recent or highest rated first.

page 10 of 52

< 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9  10  11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 >


top belief!

I used to believe that white people had white poo.

camiwa
score for this belief : 4.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

My mom used to say that if I said bad words, poop would appear in my mouth

Nina
score for this belief : 3.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

when i was little, i had a very active imagination. i used to believe that inside my bum, there was a little village, and everything was made out of poo, even the people and houses which i thought were log cabin style. and when it came time for me to poo, a tornado would come through the village and tear everything apart. the parts that were flown away with the tornado would end up being the ones that ended up in the toilet.

Anon
score for this belief : 3.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

i beleived that when i pooed and weed the poo was wee.

anon
score for this belief : 0vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was little, ( i dont know how old for sure) but my mom told me that my dad used to work in a sewer plant. I thought that he worked at this building with orange tubes sticking out of the ceiling. Well I thought that whenever someone pooped it would go down the toilet pipes and down the orange tubes into an orange bucket. Once it got there i thought it was my dads job to pick out the corn chunks and all that stuff in there. I just barely realized thats not how it works and i am now 12. wow. lol : )

shabbalabbadingdong
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

My family used to tell me that if you played in the campfire, you would wet your bed at night.
Never actually happened, but I was VERY careful to use the restroom before I fell asleep.

Calli
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

I never knew why boys had to lift up the toilet seat...until my friend told me that boys had bad aim.

Anon
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

When I was little (under the age of 5) I thought that a persons poop was the same color as their skin. And since I am African American, I would always want to see the poop of a person of a different race,

Steph
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

when i was little i used to think white people has black poo's and black people has white poo's dont know where i got it from.

Anon
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to believe that if i didn't pee quietly "bad guys" would come beat me up. althought I never was that good at peeing quietly, and they never came!!

loud pee-er
score for this belief : 3.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

My little sister used ot believe that someone' urine always came out their favorite color. We only discovered this when my mother asked who didn't flush the toilet and my sister ran in, took and look and declared that it was her because it was her color.

Anon
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

My mom use to babysit these kids when I was in elementary school. Well one of them was this cool 5th grade girl (I was in 3rd grade). She told me that people who pooped were gross and were 'uncool'. I asked her if she pooped and she answered, "Never! I take these pills and it doesn't make me poo!"

I believed her for over a year and kept asking my mother for these awesome poop pills.

Jesaree no poopie
score for this belief : 4.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

My cousin told me that if you peed in a swimming pool the lifeguard would throw the life-ring over you and an alarm would go off!...i never peed in the swimming pool after that!

Marisa Marisa P M
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

I was 100% sure that girls peed out of their anuses. Nothing would convince me otherwise, since almost every person I knew (guys) agreed with me while we were in elementary school. This belief eventually faded away with the discovery of porn.

Anon
score for this belief : 3.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

i used to think guys had to squeeze their penises in order to pee. i got really confused when a kid in my 2nd grade class peed his pants.

Anon
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

i used to believe little dwarves were in my penis and that there was some type of giant water hose (compared to them) and they would pull a switch and you would pee

....in a thingy--lived some dwarves...
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

I had a Deep South grandmother who chewed snuff. She often carried around a little plastic cup lined with Kleenex, where she would spit out the brown juice. I thought she had some sort of old person's intestinal problem which caused her to drip fecal matter out of the wrong end.

EB
score for this belief : 3.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

When I was a little kid, I knew that girls sat down to pee. So, naturally, I thought they peed out of their butts. I was in disbelief when I learned that there was *somthing else* down there!

Anon
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

Since very small boys who are being potty-trained sit down when they pee, I thought that if you couldn't pee standing up then you would stay a toddler forever.

Connor
score for this belief : 3.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

When i was little my older brother said rocks grew in your poop, so i went digging and never found any

Anon
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

page 10 of 52

< 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9  10  11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 >



I Used To Believe™ © 2002 - 2018 Mat Connolley, another Iteracy website.   privacy policy