body functions: weeing and pooing

When I was little, ( i dont know how old for sure) but my mom told me that my dad used to work in a sewer plant. I thought that he worked at this building with orange tubes sticking out of the ceiling. Well I thought that whenever someone pooped it would go down the toilet pipes and down the orange tubes into an orange bucket. Once it got there i thought it was my dads job to pick out the corn chunks and all that stuff in there. I just barely realized thats not how it works and i am now 12. wow. lol : )

My family used to tell me that if you played in the campfire, you would wet your bed at night.
Never actually happened, but I was VERY careful to use the restroom before I fell asleep.

When I was little (under the age of 5) I thought that a persons poop was the same color as their skin. And since I am African American, I would always want to see the poop of a person of a different race,

I used to believe that if i didn't pee quietly "bad guys" would come beat me up. althought I never was that good at peeing quietly, and they never came!!

My little sister used ot believe that someone' urine always came out their favorite color. We only discovered this when my mother asked who didn't flush the toilet and my sister ran in, took and look and declared that it was her because it was her color.

My mom use to babysit these kids when I was in elementary school. Well one of them was this cool 5th grade girl (I was in 3rd grade). She told me that people who pooped were gross and were 'uncool'. I asked her if she pooped and she answered, "Never! I take these pills and it doesn't make me poo!"

I believed her for over a year and kept asking my mother for these awesome poop pills.

My cousin told me that if you peed in a swimming pool the lifeguard would throw the life-ring over you and an alarm would go off!...i never peed in the swimming pool after that!

I was 100% sure that girls peed out of their anuses. Nothing would convince me otherwise, since almost every person I knew (guys) agreed with me while we were in elementary school. This belief eventually faded away with the discovery of porn.

i used to believe little dwarves were in my penis and that there was some type of giant water hose (compared to them) and they would pull a switch and you would pee

I had a Deep South grandmother who chewed snuff. She often carried around a little plastic cup lined with Kleenex, where she would spit out the brown juice. I thought she had some sort of old person's intestinal problem which caused her to drip fecal matter out of the wrong end.

When I was a little kid, I knew that girls sat down to pee. So, naturally, I thought they peed out of their butts. I was in disbelief when I learned that there was *somthing else* down there!

When i was little my older brother said rocks grew in your poop, so i went digging and never found any

Being a girl, I knew that girls peed and pooped while sitting down. I was also aware that boys peed standing up, but nobody ever told me how they pooped. So of course I assumed that they pooped standing up! But I always wondered what they did when they had to go pee and poo at the same time. The best conclusion I came up with was that they peed into the toilet, and held a bucket behind them to catch their poop!

when i was about 7 I kept sitting on the radiator (dont ask) and my teacher always used to tell me to get off, but i always got on again so one day she told me that if i sit on the radiator too long my poo will melt and it will run out my butt and everyone will see me pooping! lol

I used to belive that if u pee in the bath, you will get sucked down the plughole!

When I was little and had to go poop, I would put the toilet seat down against my back because God would be totally grossed out if He happened to be looking in on me and saw my poop.