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I used to believe that a boy's balls and penis was for holding his pee. When his balls were full the pee filled his penis and made it big. I thought that because my brothers was big in the morning, when he woke up, but after he went to the bathroom it was small again
When I was young around the age of 2,3 or 4
I believed that I would see my poop again!
Everytime I went number 2 i would wait awhile before I flushed because I would talk to it then when I flushed I would say " Bye Bye Poopies See You Tommorrow!' I even sent some of my moms earrings with them for a present.
One time I had gone to the bathroom and didnt flush because i didnt want to say goodbye to it yet but my mom flushed it for me and for 2 days i wouldnt talk to her i was so mad.
I used to think that I could pee standing up just like a boy could. I tried once...let's just say that there was a big mess to clean up after that.
I used to believe that celbrities and people like prime ministers and queens didn't pee or poop as they never went to the bathroom when they were on TV.
One day when I was still pretty young, my mom's friend brought her two sons over to my house to play. I was walking down the hallway and saw one boy in the bathroom peeing. He was holding something in his hand, and the only logical conclusion I could draw was that he unrolled his belly button (he had an outie) and that was how boys pee'd. I was pretty glad I didn't pee from my belly button!
I used to believe that babies pood out of their belly button.....it wasn't until i was like 12 that i realized it was their umbilical cord drying up....not poo
One year in my elementry school (in the U.S.A.) there was a girl in my class from a Canadian family visiting there for the year. Now some people may act "disgusted" or say "Oooo" or "Gross!" at any joke or other statement that referred to poop or pooping. But of all people I ever knew to act that way, this Canadian girl really "took the cake". So extreme was her "disgusted" reaction to any reference to poop or pooping that it made me think that Canadians must not poop, and that was why she had the luxury of finding any allusion to it so "gross".
When I was a schoolgirl, the teacher always would ask if someone needed "to be excused" as a way of asking if anyone needed to go to the bathroom. I got used to the phrase as meaning that. Then one day I caused quite a laugh on the playground when the teacher saw I was having some sort of difficulty and asked wahat was wrong. I replied, "I stepped in a place where a dog got excused."
I ate that old Ninja Turtles cereal that they used to sell, and one day, my feces was green. (This is disgusting, I know. Hahahha.) So I thought that I was on my way to becoming a Ninja Turtle and named myself "Michaelangelo the second." I got my Mum to buy me a costume and everything.
I used to believe that if you drink one drink after another, you would get diarrhea.
Such as drinking juice and then soda.
When I was a young child I thought the only way to lose weight was to pee and poop. So in the store I would l tell my mother that she does not have to go on Weight Watchers, she can just go to the bathroom.(don't we all wish thats the way we lose weight. Right?)
When I was little I used to believe that if you pee'd in the
road you would get a sty in your eye! To this day when
somone gets a sty I asked them if they pee'd in the road.. I get alot of wierd looks lol
When I was younger, I used to believe that guys poo'd out of their penises.
I used to believe that my poo was a little bit of my brain and every time i pooped some of my brain would come out. When I was 7 my Dad was teaching my to recite poetry. I had memorized the poem and was about o recite it when i excused myself to go to the bathroom. I spent a lot of time in there and when I came out, I found i had forgotten some of the poem. I thought i had pooped out my memory and started taking notes of EVERYTHING so I wouldn't forget anything when I pooped.
I used to think when boys pooed and peed at the same time, they would have to stand very close to the part where the flusher is so they don't spill.
i used to believe that boys when they peed, so no one could see their "thing" always carried a sheet with them to wrap around the urinal(like a stall), so no one could see them. cuz u know how other people can see your penis in the mens room
Even before 'the talk' I knew guys had a penis. Well I thought that guys only pooed out diarea because of their penis. I thought they peed and pooed out of it. Know better now.
my girlfriend said to me once "when i was little i saw my dad go tothe loo once and i said to my mum "when im older i want to pee standing up"
when i was younger i thought that in my butt there were a bunch of poop chunks sitting around (and because of a raisin comercial i had seen, i imagined them with sunglasses) and there was a hole in the middle of their room and they were all just waiting for the day that they would get to jump down the hole.
wen i learned that girls dont have a thing i used to think they peed out of their boobs( cuz u no guys dont have them!!!!)