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When I was little, I thought that digested food would stay in my stomach and play on and in my insides. They would form their own little communities, which usually consisted of a slide and a tent. When I got annoyed with one of them (they would talk to me, you see), I would tell them that it was time to be passed, and say my farewells to them. When they left, their girlfriend/mom/kids, etc..would get so upset that they would pass, too. I thought this was the natural progression of how people passed food.

Why yes, I was an odd child.

Gigi
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I use to believe if I had to pee real bad if I ate crackers it would soak it up

steve
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when i was VERY little i saw some white doggy poo and i thought that black people pooed white

Anon
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When I was in the first grade, I believed it was against the rules to poo at school. Any time I felt the urge to do so, I would go to the school office and tell them I was sick and needed to go home. My mother eventually took me to see our doctor.

Fifty years later, I still will not poo anywhere but home.

Anon
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I used to believe that if you peed and pooed at the same time something bad would happen. I wasn't sure what, but I did know that I didn't want to be sitting there if it turned out to be some sort of explosion!

Anon
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when i was little I believed that you got diarrhea because a little ninja was inside your butt, cutting up the poop really quickly and making it all come out

Anon
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when i was 3 or 4 i thought women pee'd out of their butt

Anon
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When I was young I was told by my grammey and Mom that the proper term for going "poop" was that I need to go "grunny". The word "poop" was considered as serious as saying any other four letter word. I finally reached the age when I felt it was okay to ask why we use the term "grunny" instead of poop. I was told that my brother, seven years older, was making his first "BM" on the toilet and kept grunting. My grandmother therefor felt it necessary to coin the phrase "going grunny" and passed a family law that any other word used for "going grunny" would be punishable under the same sentencing laws as saying any of the other forbidden four letter words.
It literally took two years to admit to my wife that I didn't go poop as a kid--I "Went Grunny".

Needless to say my kids "go poop", Much to the disdain of my Mother. Ha, Ha. And my poor grammie (god rest her soul) is probably spinning in her grave.

Don't get me started on what we were to call our other anatomy and anatomical functions.

wrightbmjr
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When I was about 8 and my sister was 7, my dad was playing The Sims. All of a sudden, his male character went into the bathroom and stood in front of the toilet. my sister asked "How come he's standing up?" and my dad said "sometimes men stand up when they go to the bathroom." we were both trying to figure out how men decided when to stand up and when to sit down, as if it was a preference.

MissMorales
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I used to believe that a boy's balls and penis was for holding his pee. When his balls were full the pee filled his penis and made it big. I thought that because my brothers was big in the morning, when he woke up, but after he went to the bathroom it was small again

Jean
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When I was young around the age of 2,3 or 4
I believed that I would see my poop again!
Everytime I went number 2 i would wait awhile before I flushed because I would talk to it then when I flushed I would say " Bye Bye Poopies See You Tommorrow!' I even sent some of my moms earrings with them for a present.
One time I had gone to the bathroom and didnt flush because i didnt want to say goodbye to it yet but my mom flushed it for me and for 2 days i wouldnt talk to her i was so mad.

Danee
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I used to think that I could pee standing up just like a boy could. I tried once...let's just say that there was a big mess to clean up after that.

Gaby
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I used to believe that celbrities and people like prime ministers and queens didn't pee or poop as they never went to the bathroom when they were on TV.

Anon
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One day when I was still pretty young, my mom's friend brought her two sons over to my house to play. I was walking down the hallway and saw one boy in the bathroom peeing. He was holding something in his hand, and the only logical conclusion I could draw was that he unrolled his belly button (he had an outie) and that was how boys pee'd. I was pretty glad I didn't pee from my belly button!

Christina
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I used to believe that babies pood out of their belly button.....it wasn't until i was like 12 that i realized it was their umbilical cord drying up....not poo

Anon
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One year in my elementry school (in the U.S.A.) there was a girl in my class from a Canadian family visiting there for the year. Now some people may act "disgusted" or say "Oooo" or "Gross!" at any joke or other statement that referred to poop or pooping. But of all people I ever knew to act that way, this Canadian girl really "took the cake". So extreme was her "disgusted" reaction to any reference to poop or pooping that it made me think that Canadians must not poop, and that was why she had the luxury of finding any allusion to it so "gross".

Dan
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When I was a schoolgirl, the teacher always would ask if someone needed "to be excused" as a way of asking if anyone needed to go to the bathroom. I got used to the phrase as meaning that. Then one day I caused quite a laugh on the playground when the teacher saw I was having some sort of difficulty and asked wahat was wrong. I replied, "I stepped in a place where a dog got excused."

Kimberly
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I ate that old Ninja Turtles cereal that they used to sell, and one day, my feces was green. (This is disgusting, I know. Hahahha.) So I thought that I was on my way to becoming a Ninja Turtle and named myself "Michaelangelo the second." I got my Mum to buy me a costume and everything.

LOL.

Sana
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I used to believe that if you drink one drink after another, you would get diarrhea.
Such as drinking juice and then soda.

Devin
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When I was a young child I thought the only way to lose weight was to pee and poop. So in the store I would l tell my mother that she does not have to go on Weight Watchers, she can just go to the bathroom.(don't we all wish thats the way we lose weight. Right?)

AnU
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