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One year in my elementry school (in the U.S.A.) there was a girl in my class from a Canadian family visiting there for the year. Now some people may act "disgusted" or say "Oooo" or "Gross!" at any joke or other statement that referred to poop or pooping. But of all people I ever knew to act that way, this Canadian girl really "took the cake". So extreme was her "disgusted" reaction to any reference to poop or pooping that it made me think that Canadians must not poop, and that was why she had the luxury of finding any allusion to it so "gross".
When I was a schoolgirl, the teacher always would ask if someone needed "to be excused" as a way of asking if anyone needed to go to the bathroom. I got used to the phrase as meaning that. Then one day I caused quite a laugh on the playground when the teacher saw I was having some sort of difficulty and asked wahat was wrong. I replied, "I stepped in a place where a dog got excused."
I ate that old Ninja Turtles cereal that they used to sell, and one day, my feces was green. (This is disgusting, I know. Hahahha.) So I thought that I was on my way to becoming a Ninja Turtle and named myself "Michaelangelo the second." I got my Mum to buy me a costume and everything.
I used to believe that if you drink one drink after another, you would get diarrhea.
Such as drinking juice and then soda.
When I was a young child I thought the only way to lose weight was to pee and poop. So in the store I would l tell my mother that she does not have to go on Weight Watchers, she can just go to the bathroom.(don't we all wish thats the way we lose weight. Right?)
When I was little I used to believe that if you pee'd in the
road you would get a sty in your eye! To this day when
somone gets a sty I asked them if they pee'd in the road.. I get alot of wierd looks lol
When I was younger, I used to believe that guys poo'd out of their penises.
I used to believe that my poo was a little bit of my brain and every time i pooped some of my brain would come out. When I was 7 my Dad was teaching my to recite poetry. I had memorized the poem and was about o recite it when i excused myself to go to the bathroom. I spent a lot of time in there and when I came out, I found i had forgotten some of the poem. I thought i had pooped out my memory and started taking notes of EVERYTHING so I wouldn't forget anything when I pooped.
I used to think when boys pooed and peed at the same time, they would have to stand very close to the part where the flusher is so they don't spill.
i used to believe that boys when they peed, so no one could see their "thing" always carried a sheet with them to wrap around the urinal(like a stall), so no one could see them. cuz u know how other people can see your penis in the mens room
Even before 'the talk' I knew guys had a penis. Well I thought that guys only pooed out diarea because of their penis. I thought they peed and pooed out of it. Know better now.
my girlfriend said to me once "when i was little i saw my dad go tothe loo once and i said to my mum "when im older i want to pee standing up"
when i was younger i thought that in my butt there were a bunch of poop chunks sitting around (and because of a raisin comercial i had seen, i imagined them with sunglasses) and there was a hole in the middle of their room and they were all just waiting for the day that they would get to jump down the hole.
wen i learned that girls dont have a thing i used to think they peed out of their boobs( cuz u no guys dont have them!!!!)
I used to believe that you had to run as fast as you can after you went to the bathroom, otherwise you would be attacked by the pee/poo monster, which was your pee/poo, only angry.
I also believed that if you peed in the pool and swam away, there would be a yellow trail to you.
I was a STRANGE kid.
When I was 6 or 7, I used to believe that when you poop and pee at the same time, you get daireha. I found out it wasn't true when I took a crap and also pissed, but no softies. Guess I was wrong!
This is one of my brother's, and I apologise if it sounds bad but he was only little. He said to me: "I've got brown hair, and I do brown poo. I went to the toilet after Lesley the other day (a chinese friend of his) and there was a black poo. Do blond people do see-through poo?"
I used to believe i could pee standing up... so one morning i made a mess, and discovered that not everybody could do it
My cousin believed that his poop actually was a camouflaged submarine - akin to 10,000 Leagues Under The Sea. It was luxuriant, draped in fine velvet, had many rooms with crystal chandeliers, and the submariners wore fine evening gowns and tuxedos. The poor odor and grotesque appearance was simply a ploy to prevent curious children from disturbing their venture through the pipes on their way to the ocean - to live peacefully as they explored the reefs and depths. Out of respect, he never chopped a poop in half to see if it was true, in fear of killing the mariners or destroying their fine vessel.
He saw himself, in a way, as a walking and talking shipyard where these vessels were built and manned. The finished product exited his butt to enter the pipes of the toilet. He would never poop anywhere else but in a toilet.
I used to believe that old people didn't pee because I never saw my grandparents use the bathroom.