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I used to believe that when I peed the pee was really being thrown bucket by bucket by little elves that lived inside of me.
When I was little, I thought that diarrhea was a mixture of poop and pee.
i used to worry that if i tried to push too hard when i was going to the bathroom (#2) that i might accidentally have a baby.
I used to take showers with my dad. Sometimes, when soaping up, water streamlets would run off his elbow. I was always so disappointed I couldn't pee out of my arm too.
I believed that when I woke up with morning wood, that meant that my wee wee was filled with pee pee...and it was time to go to the bathroom.
i used to believe poo was made out of hair bands
and wee did not even exist because uh... well you
know I BELIEVED IT! RIGHT?
When I was little I used to believe that white people pooped white.
at my middle school there was a drinking fountain by the bathroom. you could hear the toilets flushing in the bathroom while you were taking a drink. the water would get all warm when someone flushed the toilet!! it was so gross i thought it was filtered pee straight from the toilet
When I was a child I believed everything my older sisters told me. I asked what constipated was and my sister told me it was when you couldn't poop and it got all backed up in your body and came out your mouth. I was PETRIFIED I would one day become constipated!
I used to believe that if you put your finger in your belly button then smelt it you could smell your next poo
My older sister told me that pooping was when your butt threw up, and I believed her until fifth grade when we learned what it REALLY was.
My sissy used to think that the president and famous people she liked like Edward Furlong didnt pee or poop.
i used to believe that a guys penis was on a reel and inorder to pee they had to unroll it and roll it back up when they were done
I used to believe that if u held your liquid in for too long, your bladder would explode, it wasnt until grade 4 that my teacher told me i didnt have to cry everytime i couldnt go to the bathroom during an assembly..-.-"
As a young child, I believed that if one held their poop long enough, it'd melt and one would have diarrhea.
When I was a kid and we would be out camping or in the woods, if I had to go to the bathroom, my grandfather would tell me I needed to use a 'pee tree'. Not knowing how to identify a pee tree I would go from tree to tree asking "Is this a pee tree?" until he finally told me I had found the right one, and got a good laugh of course.
One boyfriend that I briefly had in high school told me that his sister once told him that girls don't shit. And he seemed to still believe that. I told him that was so stupid and that we all shit the same. He seemed so gratified that someone was finally willing to tell him whether his sister had lied or told the truth. It seemed to endear me to him so much. Before long he asked me if I'd show him that I shit. But that seemed silly and gross to me and was probably a factor in why we broke up. Knowing what I know now and having experienced all the dubious boyfriends that have come after him, I wish I HAD shown him that I shit. On the whole he's a vastly better memory than any later boyfriend!
I used to believe that guys and girls use the bathroom the same way until I learned later in the 6th grade that they stand up to pee....I thought it was so gross and have never gone into a boys bathroom.
One time we were out driving, I had to wee, so my dad stopped the car and took me outside, but I didn't want to wee, so this lady who came by told me I could wee on the tracto grass, and so I did, but after that I wouldn't wee unless we found tractor grass, and I was the only one who knew what it was. My parents had a hard time everytime I had to wee to find tractor grass...The funny thing is that today, noone has a clue what tractor grass is...
When I found out that girls don't wee out of their bottoms it comes out of the vulva. I use to belive ? That tampons where stop them weeing.