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When I was little I used to believe that white people pooped white.

JC
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at my middle school there was a drinking fountain by the bathroom. you could hear the toilets flushing in the bathroom while you were taking a drink. the water would get all warm when someone flushed the toilet!! it was so gross i thought it was filtered pee straight from the toilet

poopeepie
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When I was a child I believed everything my older sisters told me. I asked what constipated was and my sister told me it was when you couldn't poop and it got all backed up in your body and came out your mouth. I was PETRIFIED I would one day become constipated!

Karen F
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I used to believe that if you put your finger in your belly button then smelt it you could smell your next poo

Anon
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My older sister told me that pooping was when your butt threw up, and I believed her until fifth grade when we learned what it REALLY was.

Katie
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My sissy used to think that the president and famous people she liked like Edward Furlong didnt pee or poop.

Nikki
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i used to believe that a guys penis was on a reel and inorder to pee they had to unroll it and roll it back up when they were done

the queen of france
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I used to believe that if u held your liquid in for too long, your bladder would explode, it wasnt until grade 4 that my teacher told me i didnt have to cry everytime i couldnt go to the bathroom during an assembly..-.-"

Jessie
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As a young child, I believed that if one held their poop long enough, it'd melt and one would have diarrhea.

alex
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When I was a kid and we would be out camping or in the woods, if I had to go to the bathroom, my grandfather would tell me I needed to use a 'pee tree'. Not knowing how to identify a pee tree I would go from tree to tree asking "Is this a pee tree?" until he finally told me I had found the right one, and got a good laugh of course.

pee tree
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One boyfriend that I briefly had in high school told me that his sister once told him that girls don't shit. And he seemed to still believe that. I told him that was so stupid and that we all shit the same. He seemed so gratified that someone was finally willing to tell him whether his sister had lied or told the truth. It seemed to endear me to him so much. Before long he asked me if I'd show him that I shit. But that seemed silly and gross to me and was probably a factor in why we broke up. Knowing what I know now and having experienced all the dubious boyfriends that have come after him, I wish I HAD shown him that I shit. On the whole he's a vastly better memory than any later boyfriend!

Melanie
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I used to believe that guys and girls use the bathroom the same way until I learned later in the 6th grade that they stand up to pee....I thought it was so gross and have never gone into a boys bathroom.

stupid
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One time we were out driving, I had to wee, so my dad stopped the car and took me outside, but I didn't want to wee, so this lady who came by told me I could wee on the tracto grass, and so I did, but after that I wouldn't wee unless we found tractor grass, and I was the only one who knew what it was. My parents had a hard time everytime I had to wee to find tractor grass...The funny thing is that today, noone has a clue what tractor grass is...

Maja
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When I found out that girls don't wee out of their bottoms it comes out of the vulva. I use to belive ? That tampons where stop them weeing.


Gray55uk
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One time I told my younger sister that she has an extra bladder called the "Laughing Bladder". I told her that the function of this bladder was to make her go pee every time she laughed and that it was a condition that only she had. She totally believed me and was asking my dad all about it.

Camille
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I have a friend that believed, up until the other week, that guys would poop standing up. She's sixteen!

Camille
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I always wondered where did my poop come from... I never knew what it was untill I realised it was my own food, it made me sick... even now.. and I'm not the only one!!

Mr Stick
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when i was small i thought that pads were used for women to stop peeing as it looked like a diaper!!!

kandice
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When I was very little and still in diapers, I would hear my parents talk about "potty training" and I thought it involved an actual locomotive!

Kate
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When I was about 4, I used to believe that when people flushed the toilet, their pee and poop went into the sewer (as I had been told)--only I imagined that the sewers were these huge subterranean tunnels with conveyor belts running through them. I thought that the conveyor belts were loaded with all the stuff people flushed and that workers with rubber gloves stood on either side of the conveyor belt sorting everything out and picking out the best pieces of poop. I wasn't sure what qualified as the "best" pieces, but I figured that was part of the job training.

Kate
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