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I used to believe that if you held on to your wee/pee whatever its called, then you would pee for as long as it took you hold on.
Somehow I got the notion growing up that boys don't poo, but that only girls poop. Someone must have told me that, but I don't remember who. It caused me to break up with a boyfriend who told me that boys poop just the same as I do, because I thought he was lying. I sure miss him now. I've never met anyone who I like nearly so much as I now like him, knowing he was telling the truth.
I know a kid who used to think that women peed out of their butts and thats why they sat down on toilets. I remember having to calmly explain to him that he was mistaken.
I remember when i was young, i thought that if anyone caught me weeing, then i would never stop weeing! i also believed that you would go to 'weeing school' if someone saw you doing your wees outside, and at the school they would feed you porridge everyday! don't ask me where i got this idea from, but i was only a little kid. i guess the idea of my male kindy teacher seeing me doing a wee outside frightened me too much because he wouldn't stop laughing and lecturing me about using the potty.
I used to think that girls peed out of their ass, b/c my parents told me that. Then, Idk how, but me and my friend (a girl) at school got into a conversation about this, and I was like, "DUDE! YOU PEE OUT OF YOUR ASS, STUPID!!!!!!!!" And later that day, I gave into the fact that she was right, seeing as how she is the girl who pees, here, so I felt like a freaking idiot.
I used to get pee and poo mixed up. I finally found out that pee meant "water" and poo meant "something."
I used to think that priests and teachers never used the bathroom.
i used to think that grils don't pee but now i know they pee out of a hole
when i was eight my parents would tell me that if I held my pee in my eyes turned yellow. So then everyday i would try and pee!lol
I remember when my brother used to be afraid of going wee wees because he thought his 'pet snake' was vomiting!
My brother's best friend convinced him that black people don't poop.
I used to beleive as a kid that doing a pooh was a guy thing and that girls just didnt pooh. I held this belief right up until my 18th birthday when the morning after the night of heavy drinking before my sister came out of the bathroom and (as a joke) said she had just done 'a big grog bog'. I was totally floored and thought she was just kidding around. I replied 'yeah right as if you could you are a girl'.
I have never lived it down with all my mates when it was revelaed that this is what I seriously thought right up unitil I was 18.
I used to believe that my poo was chocolate cookies for the toilet to eat, and the my urine was warmed lemonade. YUK!
As a toddler i was so aggressively against the idea of toilet training that my parents thought i had something wrong with me. Anyway i was at the doctor's once and he tried to explain to me when i was 3 why i couldn't just hold it in forever like i said i was going to . I came out believing that my left buttock was full of air and my right buttock was full of poop . If i held it in for too long my right buttock would grow so that nothing could get past it.
That scared me!
when I was young, I used to think there were these tiny creatures inside your bum, that were like miners, that shoveled poo, down this hole. There would be this siren that would go off on this machene that would open the hole. That's how i thought we pooed. I also used to think, that when you constipate, yourself, the poo would build up, and the little creatures, would have go under a red alert.
When I was little, I was disappointed to see that my pee was yellow. I thought pee came in different colors and I wanted a different color.
I used to think that poop came from the solid food that you ate, and the pee came from water or any other type of liquid. So if i didnt drink anything all day all I would need to do was go poop. hahahaha
i used to believe that my body had two pipes running from my mouth, one down to me front bottom & the other to me back bottom [as i would call them! ] So when i'd choke on my food & my mum would say that its gone down the wrong hole i would really think that i would poo from me front bottom or wee from me back bottom! I remember being so confused & dissapointed when this never happened!
my ex-girlfriend (who apparently had little sexual experience with guys) was hesitant to perform oral sex after learning that guys didn't wipe after peeing like girls did. She was 18 and just found out that we don't wipe!
I used to believe that if girl pee and boy pee got mixed together it would create a baby! I was always sure to flush so my brother wouldn't pee after me. I didn't want any babies to be down in the sewer.