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I was told that if I sat on hot concrete, like a sidewalk, that it would be very difficult to take a poop. I think my grandmother told me that.

sue
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My brother used to be scared to poop in the potty. He thought that he was pooping out his bones.

Lillyth
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i used to think when boys pee that sit like girls until i saw a boy pee standing up.

ashley
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Whever I flatulated in front of my mother, she would ask me, do I have to go to the pot. So I thought it was the feces making all that noise up there.

Anon
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I used to believe that everybody had different colored pee. Mine was yellow. My older brother told me his pee was green.

Lecia
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I first encountered the word "rectum" in connection with having a thermometer put in there. That convinced me that I had a special hole there, specifically dseigned for having my temperature measured. That was clear to me for quite some time while I still only vaguely realized that poopoo somehow happened in that same general vicinity, without being at all sure that it came out exactly where the thermometer went in. Later when I became clear exactly where my doodoo comes out, I learned the word "anus" in association with that. Realizing eventually that the same hole is involved with both, I thought the two words were function-specific: that it was my anus for purposes of pooping but my rectum for purposes of temperature measurement. Later when I learned of a creation vs. evolution controversy, part of the foucs I thought of when contempleting it was as a question of whether God made my rectum as a a special place just to put a thermometer, or whether my anus evolved as a hole where I could doodoo. Guess it was more comfortable at the time, when thinking of any creator God, to think of him as an enabler of temperature-taking rather than as an enabler of crap-taking.

Lydia
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When I was little i believed that if i weed, then i would turn into a dog or some kind of animal. i thought i was the only person in the world that could wee coz i had never seen anyone else go for a wee.

hammy
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I used to believe that if you held on to your wee/pee whatever its called, then you would pee for as long as it took you hold on.

Holly
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Somehow I got the notion growing up that boys don't poo, but that only girls poop. Someone must have told me that, but I don't remember who. It caused me to break up with a boyfriend who told me that boys poop just the same as I do, because I thought he was lying. I sure miss him now. I've never met anyone who I like nearly so much as I now like him, knowing he was telling the truth.

Lisa
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I know a kid who used to think that women peed out of their butts and thats why they sat down on toilets. I remember having to calmly explain to him that he was mistaken.

Leela
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I remember when i was young, i thought that if anyone caught me weeing, then i would never stop weeing! i also believed that you would go to 'weeing school' if someone saw you doing your wees outside, and at the school they would feed you porridge everyday! don't ask me where i got this idea from, but i was only a little kid. i guess the idea of my male kindy teacher seeing me doing a wee outside frightened me too much because he wouldn't stop laughing and lecturing me about using the potty.

Lily
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I used to think that girls peed out of their ass, b/c my parents told me that. Then, Idk how, but me and my friend (a girl) at school got into a conversation about this, and I was like, "DUDE! YOU PEE OUT OF YOUR ASS, STUPID!!!!!!!!" And later that day, I gave into the fact that she was right, seeing as how she is the girl who pees, here, so I felt like a freaking idiot.

SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX69
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I used to get pee and poo mixed up. I finally found out that pee meant "water" and poo meant "something."

Receipt
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I used to think that priests and teachers never used the bathroom.

Anon
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i used to think that grils don't pee but now i know they pee out of a hole

sirskate2
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when i was eight my parents would tell me that if I held my pee in my eyes turned yellow. So then everyday i would try and pee!lol

Heavyd
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I remember when my brother used to be afraid of going wee wees because he thought his 'pet snake' was vomiting!

Michelle
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My brother's best friend convinced him that black people don't poop.

Anon
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I used to beleive as a kid that doing a pooh was a guy thing and that girls just didnt pooh. I held this belief right up until my 18th birthday when the morning after the night of heavy drinking before my sister came out of the bathroom and (as a joke) said she had just done 'a big grog bog'. I was totally floored and thought she was just kidding around. I replied 'yeah right as if you could you are a girl'.

I have never lived it down with all my mates when it was revelaed that this is what I seriously thought right up unitil I was 18.

Anon
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I used to believe that my poo was chocolate cookies for the toilet to eat, and the my urine was warmed lemonade. YUK!

dumbkid
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