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I used to get pee and poo mixed up. I finally found out that pee meant "water" and poo meant "something."
I used to think that priests and teachers never used the bathroom.
i used to think that grils don't pee but now i know they pee out of a hole
when i was eight my parents would tell me that if I held my pee in my eyes turned yellow. So then everyday i would try and pee!lol
I remember when my brother used to be afraid of going wee wees because he thought his 'pet snake' was vomiting!
My brother's best friend convinced him that black people don't poop.
I used to beleive as a kid that doing a pooh was a guy thing and that girls just didnt pooh. I held this belief right up until my 18th birthday when the morning after the night of heavy drinking before my sister came out of the bathroom and (as a joke) said she had just done 'a big grog bog'. I was totally floored and thought she was just kidding around. I replied 'yeah right as if you could you are a girl'.
I have never lived it down with all my mates when it was revelaed that this is what I seriously thought right up unitil I was 18.
I used to believe that my poo was chocolate cookies for the toilet to eat, and the my urine was warmed lemonade. YUK!
As a toddler i was so aggressively against the idea of toilet training that my parents thought i had something wrong with me. Anyway i was at the doctor's once and he tried to explain to me when i was 3 why i couldn't just hold it in forever like i said i was going to . I came out believing that my left buttock was full of air and my right buttock was full of poop . If i held it in for too long my right buttock would grow so that nothing could get past it.
That scared me!
when I was young, I used to think there were these tiny creatures inside your bum, that were like miners, that shoveled poo, down this hole. There would be this siren that would go off on this machene that would open the hole. That's how i thought we pooed. I also used to think, that when you constipate, yourself, the poo would build up, and the little creatures, would have go under a red alert.
When I was little, I was disappointed to see that my pee was yellow. I thought pee came in different colors and I wanted a different color.
I used to think that poop came from the solid food that you ate, and the pee came from water or any other type of liquid. So if i didnt drink anything all day all I would need to do was go poop. hahahaha
i used to believe that my body had two pipes running from my mouth, one down to me front bottom & the other to me back bottom [as i would call them! ] So when i'd choke on my food & my mum would say that its gone down the wrong hole i would really think that i would poo from me front bottom or wee from me back bottom! I remember being so confused & dissapointed when this never happened!
my ex-girlfriend (who apparently had little sexual experience with guys) was hesitant to perform oral sex after learning that guys didn't wipe after peeing like girls did. She was 18 and just found out that we don't wipe!
I used to believe that if girl pee and boy pee got mixed together it would create a baby! I was always sure to flush so my brother wouldn't pee after me. I didn't want any babies to be down in the sewer.
In sex education when we were younger, the girls had a tape to watch about periods and body hair and the like; and the boys had a tape they watched about erections and wet dreams and such. After watching our own videos, we switched and watched the oppostie gender's videos. However, the teacher didn't give us any explanation about what happened to little boys; and the tape was painfully general. Following the scene of poor little Timmy having a "strange accident" in his bed and being too embarrassed to tell his parents, I thought that when boys got older, they all had trouble with peeing the bed.
My friend used to think that because he was brown and had brown poo, white people must have white poo. I'm not sure when he discovered the truth
I used to believe that the testicles were where urine was stored and the butt-cheeks were where poop was stored.
Whwn I was little I thought women pooped out of their vagina.
When I was younger, I never realized that pooing was a way to get rid of the food that you ate earlier, I always just thoguht it would keep piling up until eventually you would have to empty yourself out somewhere