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When I was young, I used to believe that if your pee or poo was mixed with someone else's... like if they didn't flush or like in an outhouse... the mix of the two created a smelly bathroom AND a noxious gas that could poison you.

TLS
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I was eating with my best friend once when I was 9, and she pointed to my plate and said that my food would turn into poop after a while. So I scraped all of my food into a pile on my plate, and left in there for a while, waiting for it to turn into poop right there on my plate. I never happened, and I was mad at her for lying.

Amber
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My auntie used to have a dog and whenever i went to her house, there'd usually be some dog poo in the back yard. Some of it was white because it was old or something. However, i thought that the white poo's were actually pee.

Anon
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i use to think that poop was left over food from the people partying in side of me.

Jillian Shoffstall
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i always thoguht that my poo would turn into a family. the sophisticated father with glasses... the mom.. the kids...

not like mr.hankey.

more like leave it to beaver.

i just vaguely remember thinking that my poo would turn into a family.

Joe
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When I was a kid, I always thought that girls peed out of their butts, dunno why

CrAcKaJaP
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When I was a nine year old little kid, on car trips and felt the need to have a pee really bad my parents would let me pee in a bottle (I know I'm a girl but if you get it in the right position you can get it all in - even through a fly zip, it works!)
At school, the toilets were closed, and I had drunk a bottle of cola. My mom used to say, "Charlotte, we're both teachers, so if we let you do something your school should too." I was standing in the school yard when all of a sudden I felt a tingle in my "girly bits" - I was full of pee! To the teachers' horror, I unzipped my school trousers and felt the sweet, sweet relief of peeing.
The teachers were not impressed with Charlotte at nine...

Charlotte
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i use to believe to when you pooed it was in liquid form but you had bags at your anus that held the pooped when you pooped and thats how it held its form and when you had diahrea thne you where out of bags and you had to sleep to get the bags back because u used all of the bags ......i discovered that it wasn't true when i stuck a pencil in the poo to try and see a bag.....

zoe
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I used to think shit was exhaust from a tailpipe.

Anon
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one of the preschoolers I work with had this priceless bit of wisdom:

Girl: why do I pee?
Me: I don't know, why do you pee?
Girl: because that's what comes out of my vagina

Anon
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This is actually my son's belief.He thought i used to pee out of my butt.One day in a public restroom,my son was standing back by the toilet while i peed(he was only three),he announced nice and loud for all to hear,Mom,you pee out your butt,just like a horse!Yes i stayed in the stall until the coast was clear

annonymous
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when i was a child i believed that there was a little man inside me that used to push the poop out of me when he was ready

Anon
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Once as a schoolgirl, I was riding home on a bus from a field trip, when I suddenly felt a need to poo real bad! I told the teacher, hoping she could get the bus to stop somewhere where there was a bathroom. But she just told me to hold it in and the urge would go away. I tried that and, although I almost shat in my pants, by the time we got back to school the urge had at least somewhat gone away. I don't even remember whether I poopooed any time for the rest of that day or not. What I do remember is that I got the idea that holding back one's dookey was the good and brave thinig for little girls (maybe boys as well?) to do. Maybe those who best succeeded would eventually become perfect and quit having to crap altogether, so I thought. During the years to come I remember being frequently plagued with stomach cramps, heartburn, and the like. Suspecting no connection at the time, I only regretted that I never completely perfected myself by quitting having to doodoo altogether. Only years later do I now suspect a connection between that belief and my digestive problems!

Samantha
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I used to believe that when I "made a poopie" in my diaper, marshmallows and Hershey's Kisses were coming out of my rear end.

Kirk
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I used to not know men peed standing up.

caro
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I used to believe that when you flushed the toilet all of the water (and everything in it) would travel through a pipe to two men who had to strain out the poop so the rest could come back up to the toilet. I have no idea why I thought this...

Tif
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When i was young i used to believe that beautiful girls never pee or defecate because God made them special as His angels. So i thought only ugly girls does that.

GIBSON
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I used to believe that women urinated from their butts, because they sat down to pee.

Kurt
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I used to believe that tampons were the greatest invention on earth, as it allowed women to pee without going to the bathroom.

Thats what I get for being a guy.

Anon
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When I was little I dreamed of becoming a movie star someday. One of the benefits that I thought I'd enjoy as a movie star was not having to poop anymore. I thought movie stars couldn't possibly have to do that. Since then someone has told me that actresses in the movies have to poop just like the rest of us do. I still wonder, though.

Lisa
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