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I met someone at Reading festival that thought that girls didnt acctually sit down to pee he thought we stood! He also questioned why i was taking toilet paper to the toilet if i only needed a wee he didnt realise girls wiped when they peed either...he was 18....strange boy
Until I was about 5 I always thought everyone peed a different color because I'd see that blue toilet bowl cleaner and just think that someone didn't flush.
i used to believe that women used to shit form their cleavage by bending over the toilet seat
When I was a small boy I noticed that my testicles would move up and down on their own. Whenever I complained to my Mom that I had a bellyache, she'd always ask me, "Did your bowels move today?" I thought she was asking me if my balls moved. I'd always tell her yes, because they had, but for the life of me I couldn't figure out what my balls moving had to do with my bellyache.
When my sister was little she used to beleive me when I told her Eddie Furlong and the president dont poop!
We both believed whenever we were taking a huge poo that we were pooping a baby! POOPING KIDS???
I used to believe that however long you held your pee was how long you actually had to sit on the toliet and pee'd. so if i had to go to the bathroom on a family trip i would get really upset because i didnt want to have to sit on the toliet for 30 minutes.
I used to believe that your poop was stored in your back. When your back could hold no more, that's when you pooped!
I used to think that your ass crack was the same as your anus and that when doing a poo you could never be sure *exactly* where it would come out.
Luckily for me, it always came ot of the bottom. Phew!
I used to believe that if i didn't take a crap fast enough, the toilet would overflow. I always thought this beacause my sister would always overflow the toilet!
One day we were driving by our city's sewage treatment plant, and my father referred to it as the "perfume factory." For years after that, I really thought perfume was made out of sewage.
I thought girls peed out of their butt's till about last month. I'm 17.
As a kid I thought that I generated flies, which hatched out of eggs in my poop. That was because when going on nature walks and having to poop outdoors, I would soon see flies swarming around my poop. I thought I never saw them when pooping at home because I always flushed the poop down too soon for them to hatch. So I thought I was a mother of flies. I presumed that boys' poop would not similarly produce flies because boys couldn't be mothers of anything. Sometimes I worried about flushing my poop down, being afraid it would drown the flies. I wondered if all girls were similarly mothers of flies.
I used to believe that when you go poop, and that you breathe through your mouth it would smell really bad as your poop.
I used to think that "eau de toilette" perfume was a special spray you used to make the bathroom to make it smell nice after you took a poo. So one day after I had a big one I went into my moms room took her most expensive perfume and sprayed it all over the bathroom.
I used to believe that all children were born girls then if they stood up when they peed enough times then they turned into a boy, well when i went to nursery i told my friend this theory and we both decided life would be much better as a boy, so decided to stand above the toilets when we peed, this resulted in my friend falling and getting her foot stuck in the toilet and the fire brigade having to cut her out. Our teacher was not amused. We were even less amused to find that we were stuck as girls for the rest of our lives. The sex talk came soon after
SInce my mom always wiped my butt when i was a baby i thought that noone did it there selfs and if oyu did you were wierd so i had my mom wipe my butt tell i was like 8
Adult diapers feel and sound just like baby diapers but dont have the cool prints on them
When I first heard that girls have "three separate holes for three separate functions" (meaning their vaginas are separate from their urethras or anuses), I thought for a long time that it meant girls poop and fart out of separate holes!
well, this by far has to be the wierdest belief in this section. When I was little I used to have imaginary friends, and whenever I would need to go to the bathroom, i would think I would have to go to the bathroom because my invisible friends wanted to come visit me. So I would sit on the toilet and pretend to chat with them.