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Untill I was around 5 I didn't want to go to the bathroom, because each time I went, I thought I was losing a part of my body, and that eventually I would be no more. So one day, I decided to never, ever go to the bathroom again... I held it in for as long as I could (number 2). Then I didn't have to go anymore. Later that week I got sick, they took me to the doctor, and boy was I embarassed.

JM
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My cousin Tiffany is a good bit younger than I. As a very young child she learned the word Mildew, but was confused about its meaning. One time, while she still needed help with going to the potty, she said "I'm about to mildew in my pants!" On helping her to the potty I found that she was using "mildew" to mean "poopoo" or "doodoo".

Lauren
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this isnt my own belief, but my brother wore diapers until he was about 3 because he was afraid to use the toilet because he feared that when he took a poo that his skeleton would come out with it.

DeVille
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I used to believe that if you made a peeing or pooing noise (such as the pee hitting the water in the toilet or your turd splashing) in a public restroom that people would think you were rude and disgusting when you walked out of the stall.
For years i sat in an awkward fashion at school, trying to angle my pee to make sure no one heard it hitting the water!

Jessica
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I used to believe that only 'poor' people had to go to the bathroom, that 'rich' people didn't.

Anon
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I remember once a friend of mine told me that when ever you hold in your pee it would make your balls stronger

Zao
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I know a girl who seriously used to believe that boys peed out of their belly buttons. She was about 30 years old. Can we say gullible?

Jen
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I used to believe that urine was green. It wasn't until I was about ten years old that I realized that this was because our toilet bowl was blue.

Nunzio
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I used to believe that poo is stored in hips.

Muntazir Mehdi
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I met someone at Reading festival that thought that girls didnt acctually sit down to pee he thought we stood! He also questioned why i was taking toilet paper to the toilet if i only needed a wee he didnt realise girls wiped when they peed either...he was 18....strange boy

lou
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Until I was about 5 I always thought everyone peed a different color because I'd see that blue toilet bowl cleaner and just think that someone didn't flush.

Anon
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i used to believe that women used to shit form their cleavage by bending over the toilet seat

Anon
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When I was a small boy I noticed that my testicles would move up and down on their own. Whenever I complained to my Mom that I had a bellyache, she'd always ask me, "Did your bowels move today?" I thought she was asking me if my balls moved. I'd always tell her yes, because they had, but for the life of me I couldn't figure out what my balls moving had to do with my bellyache.

Buster
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When my sister was little she used to beleive me when I told her Eddie Furlong and the president dont poop!

Nikolelyn
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We both believed whenever we were taking a huge poo that we were pooping a baby! POOPING KIDS???

gabi and jenn
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I used to believe that however long you held your pee was how long you actually had to sit on the toliet and pee'd. so if i had to go to the bathroom on a family trip i would get really upset because i didnt want to have to sit on the toliet for 30 minutes.

a
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I used to believe that your poop was stored in your back. When your back could hold no more, that's when you pooped!

Capn. Corndog
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I used to think that your ass crack was the same as your anus and that when doing a poo you could never be sure *exactly* where it would come out.

Luckily for me, it always came ot of the bottom. Phew!

Toilet Boy
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I used to believe that if i didn't take a crap fast enough, the toilet would overflow. I always thought this beacause my sister would always overflow the toilet!

Jamie
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One day we were driving by our city's sewage treatment plant, and my father referred to it as the "perfume factory." For years after that, I really thought perfume was made out of sewage.

KBK
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